Unreliableness Puns

They are always Stalin.

They’re totally flaky.

It seems like a great big Saab story to me.

Dishy-washy.

They always leave you hanging.

They make up everything.

But you can always count on your hands

... Because they always get behind in their work

My four year old was watching a Disney movie while I was in the kitchen. The app we use for Disney on the tv is horribly unreliable (Disney life on amazon firestick), randomly freezing or restarting whatever we're watching.

Anyway, I'm scoffing a cake I don't want her to have when I hear a shout.

"Daddy, the film is frozen."

I go through, look at the TV and tell her "No it's not, that's Moana."

I think it's the first time she's both gotten one of my jokes and appreciated how crap it is. Her eye roll and "ugh" brought a tear to my eye.

unrelieable

My girlfriend and I were talking about how the metro system trains where we live are often not running on time, and and sometimes be very unreliable.

Told her it's because of the "metro-gnomes".