I'll never vaccinate my kids, that's stupid, irresponsible, and dangerous.

I'd get the doctor to do it.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/mr_world_thin
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The bee keeper gave me the irresponsible bee.

It was okay, he assured me that it would beehave

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What would you call an irresponsible abbess?

Nun the wiser.

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How can you describe Vincent van Gogh?

Well, not irresponsible.

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A lot is at steak here
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AntiVaxxers are a lot like responsible bartenders...

They refuse to give kids shots.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/dewabarrelrole
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I was driving home from work when I was overtaken by a guy speeding.

I thought, "How irresponsible can you be? Almost making me drop my beer."

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If you accidentally kill someone...

Are you irresponsible for their death?

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My 16mo son was flying his toy plane and landed it on my wife's head.

My response was 'now it's a "hair"-o-plane!'

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Dadjoked my dad while he was pissed at me.

Today I got my eyebrow pierced, and as expected the family wasnt too thrilled. My dad was yelling at me and saying how irresponsible and immature I was when he finally asked, "I mean, what was going through your head at the time?" and i replied with "a needle." I think he was impressed because he stopped talking and I left.

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A trio of Dad Jokes at a family meal last night.

Dad Joke 1:

Dad: What you got there Nigel?

Nigel: I have got the pulled pork.

Dad: How hard did they have to pull it?

Dad Joke 2:

Dad: What about you Craig? What have you got?

Craig: Well, I got the baked salmon mate.

Dad: I wonder where it got its supply from?

Dad Joke 3:

Aunt: Have you seen Marie lately? She's lost a stone!

Dad: Well that's a bit irresponsible, she should go looking for it!

I think my dad tries to hard sometimes...

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