Well, not irresponsible.
Nun the wiser.
They refuse to give kids shots.
I thought, "How irresponsible can you be? Almost making me drop my beer."
Are you irresponsible for their death?
My response was 'now it's a "hair"-o-plane!'
Today I got my eyebrow pierced, and as expected the family wasnt too thrilled. My dad was yelling at me and saying how irresponsible and immature I was when he finally asked, "I mean, what was going through your head at the time?" and i replied with "a needle." I think he was impressed because he stopped talking and I left.
Dad Joke 1:
Dad: What you got there Nigel?
Nigel: I have got the pulled pork.
Dad: How hard did they have to pull it?
Dad Joke 2:
Dad: What about you Craig? What have you got?
Craig: Well, I got the baked salmon mate.
Dad: I wonder where it got its supply from?
Dad Joke 3:
Aunt: Have you seen Marie lately? She's lost a stone!
Dad: Well that's a bit irresponsible, she should go looking for it!
I think my dad tries to hard sometimes...
