What happens when you have a bladder infection?

Urine trouble

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shrexymexy
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2021
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My bowl got infected

I think it has Ebowla.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mocrates420
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2021
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What type of infection does a work facility have?

A staff infection.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brodsley
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2021
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A new disease is sweeping the world. It's a type of nostril infection, very costly to test for

But one man, born with extra sensitive smelling, has been providing free exams to the public to eradicate this new threat. Dr. Theodore Nose of UCH Hospital has a long line of patients waiting every morning, wanting the incredible accuracy of this man.

And as his secretary says...

No one's nose knows noses like Nose's nose knows noses.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheRichTookItAll
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2021
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I hear there's a new strain of Covid infecting people who recently purchased a vehicle.

They're calling it the car owner virus.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tayrog77
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2020
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What country is the easiest to get an infection from the germs?

Germ many

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hokieokie
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2020
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Why did the parasite infect the person who had many health problems?

A HOST of reasons.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alexd281
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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Whether or not you get infected with COVID...

I’m sure we’re all sick of it by now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thatisaginger
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2020
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Why is this post similar to an infected arm?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oxygenatedair66
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2020
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*Wakes up with ear infection*

Bat: I'M BLIIIIIND

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2020
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Son:What happens when white blood cells fail to protect us from an infection?

Dad:Their effort goes in vein.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yaboi_akshat
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2020
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I just got over a bad staff infection.

Now I have a temporary employee infection.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/throwaway2032015
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2020
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Good 1 dad
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Un_FaZed211
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2020
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A doctor is reviewing test results with his patient...

Doctor: I'm afraid you've tested positive for herpes.

Patient: I knew that one of these days I'd end up with a fungal infection.

Doctor: Actually, it's viral.

Patient: Yeah, but I got it from a fun gal.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zamundan
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2021
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I'm sorry but you can't ride your pony today it has a throat infection.

It's a little hoarse.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Datolite7
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2020
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My boyfriend infected me with a cold....

He sickens me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PlankenSonja
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2020
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What do you call a mutation of the coronavirus that only infects cows?

BOVID-19

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Strubel-Sheep
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2020
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I feel sorry for New Yorkers right now because of the high number of Corona infected people. Hopefully they're the last to get it. Unfortunate for China though

They got it right off the bat

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πŸ‘€︎ u/m3m3sRc00l420
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2020
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What do you call a color infection?

Crayola virus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Horses77
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2020
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Coronavirus got infected with Chuck Norris.

It had to quarantine for 14 days.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/veritoast
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2020
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Are you gonna get the vaccine?

You should take the plunge, it's your best shot at not getting infected.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RockMe-Amadeus
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2021
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Why did the Pirate's Island have to quarantine?

Because their 'Arrr' number was too high...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CanAhJustSay
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2020
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Even though Antarctica has 0 infected with Covid-19, they're believed to be among the candidates to win the race for a vaccine

They're in pole position

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πŸ‘€︎ u/__KOBAKOBAKOBA__
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2020
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I got a fungal infection the other day.

I hated it at first, but now it’s starting to grow on me.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2020
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Apparently they tried to weaponise yeast infections ......

It was truly bread for war.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jayforder
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2019
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I got an STD after a one night stand

It was a fun-gal infection

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrJBeard
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2021
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Mr. Cleaver got a staph infection...

Ward have MRSA!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ax2ronn
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2019
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My father in law has had an ear infection for three weeks.

I had to double check that, it didn't sound right.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ICWhatsNUrP
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2020
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What do you call an infected bowl of cereal?

Ebola Cereal

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πŸ‘€︎ u/luaqs
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2019
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My half sister just got a really bad infection just like me...

She's my Sepsis

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jackwhitworth
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2019
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I’m the animal kingdom, it’s considered a heinous crime for a malaria-infected mosquito to bite.

The insect police force was tracking one of these malaria-mosquitos, when the mosquito fled to a farm. First, she tried to hide in the house, until the farmer chased her away with a newspaper. She tried to hide in the barn with the horses, but the barn cat took a few swipes at the mosquito, and chased it from the barn.

Finally, the mosquito set eyes on sheep in the pasture.she decided all that thick wool would be the perfect place to hide from the insect police force.

The police force arrived shortly after. They first went to the house. No mosquito. They searched the horses. No mosquito. Finally, they got to the pasture with the sheep. After searching and searching, they could not find where the mosquito had hidden.

The mosquito was on the lamb.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DreadfullyBIzzy
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2019
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What do you call a hippo with a sinus infection?

A heaposnotamus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/majblackburn
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2019
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If you get a bladder infection

Urine trouble.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HypnoSnurtle
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2021
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When you have a bladder infection

urine trouble

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VVIIVVI
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2021
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What happens when you get a bladder infection?

Urine trouble.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Helpful-Hayden
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2020
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Man, when you have a bladder infection...

Urine trouble.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/6223Error
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2019
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when you have a bladder infection...

...urine trouble!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mellon_coliee
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2019
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If you have a bladder infection.....

Urine trouble

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πŸ‘€︎ u/B-man44
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2019
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What happens when you have a bladder infection?

Urine Trouble.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/weeaboolover
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2019
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