I went to an Indian restaurant last night for some garlic bread.
Did you hear about the women that choked to death on her meal at the Indian restaurant?...
Yeah it's not funny it was someone's Naan
What’s the name of the best Indian restaurant in Kansas?
Did you hear about that chef at the Indian restaurant that was bitten by a radioactive spider?
He hoped to receive super strength, but it was just naan-sense.
Why did the couple cancel their dinner plans at the local Indian restaurant?
They agreed it was a naan-starter
I'm gluten intolerant so ordering from Indian restaurants is a challenge.
They all tell me it's naan optional.
Did you hear that the Indian restaurant hired a new delivery guy?
He’s a top-notch curry-er.
Slow Internet connection in an Indian Restaurant?
Serves you right for using Dhaal-up!
The waiter at our local Indian restaurant asked if I wanted bread before the meal.
“That’s a naan-starter” I told him.
What do you call a modern Indian restaurant?
Indian restaurant just gave me a peice of flatbread as an appetizer...
...it was a naan starter.
What do you call a delivery driver who exclusively works with Indian restaurants?
Have you been to that new Indian restaurant The Ghee Spot?
Azad Khan, a chef in a local Indian restaurant, overstretched and fell headlong into a vat of hot curry. An ambulance was quickly at the scene and he was taken to hospital.
Fortunately he is alive but is still in a korma.
A Brit, a Laotian, a Colombian, an American, an Indian, and a Egyptian wall into a fancy restaurant...
The doorman turns them back, saying “I’m sorry. We can’t let you in without a Thai.”
I’d be happy to tell you about my secret Indian Restaurant...
...right after you sign this naan disclosure agreement
Your Indian restaurant is naan profit?
My Vietnamese is pho profit.
What’s the best way to diffuse an altercation at an Indian restaurant?
Did you hear about the Indian restaurant that didn't run out of bread?
I don’t care for the bread they serve at the local Indian restaurant.
But it’s really a naan issue.
[At an Indian restaurant] Dad: “These triangular pastries with spicy filling are excellent!”
Waiter: Samosa?
Dad: No thanks. I’m already full.
I can always tell when I'm near an Indian restaurant
That's naan-sense, of course.
I got into a huge argument with my wife over what kind of bread to order at the Indian restaurant
But it turned out to be a naan issue
I offered to help publish a book of recipes for a local Indian food restaurant.
They made me sign a naan-disclosure agreement.
There was a shortage of dough at the Indian restaurant I was at
The waiter told me it was a naan-issue.
I won’t even consider ordering an appetizer at Indian restaurants
It’s a total naan starter
Indian restaurants make most of their money off of the bread..
They're naan-profit organizations.
This Indian restaurant has an interesting business model.
They ran out of bread at the Indian restaurant, but nobody panicked.
At an Indian restaurant with my parents.
An actual dad joke from about an hour ago. He delivered it flawlessly.
My dad holds up the empty bread basket to the waiter and, with a serious face, says "this bread, we have naan."
At the Indian Restaurant
Me: I wonder if they would tell us how to make this bread.
Girlfriend: Actually I'm sure it's pretty easy!
Me: I don't know, we may have to sign a Naan Disclosure Agreement.
I was hired as a chef at an Indian Restaurant..
Before they'd tell me their secret recipes, I had to sign a Naan-Disclosure Agreement
I went to an Indian restaurant and asked for a side of bread...
I was disappointed when they told me they had naan.
Why did the owners of the Indian food restaurant decide to be closed on Mondays?
They were tired of working naan stop and needed to tikka break.
There's an Indian restaurant nearby that always burns their bread. If you sit too close to the kitchen it can be hard to breathe.
Which is strange because it's the naan smoking section.
The Indian restaurant closed its doors.
I thought my kids would be nervous about trying the new Indian restaurant in town...
but they had no reservations
We went to an Indian restaurant and the waiter told us we couldn't get bread with our meal, only as an appetizer.
That was a naan starter for me.
My wife drove ahead of me to the Indian restaurant on Saturday.
She texted me "Hurry up they already, seated me."
I was pissed. Why couldn't she wait?
But then I got there and saw she hadn't started eating yet.
So it was a naan issue.
I went to an Indian restaurant for some garlic bread
Why did the Indian restaurant take their bread off the appetizer menu?
What do you call it when the Indian restaurant forgets your bread?
Most Indian restaurants are naan profit.
Have you been to that new Indian restaurant “The Ghee Spot”?
I went to an Indian restaurant and they didn’t have my favorite appetizer
Most Indian restaurants are naan profit.
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