I went to an Indian restaurant last night for some garlic bread.
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︎ Mar 27 2021
Whatβs the name of the best Indian restaurant in Kansas?
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︎ Oct 22 2020
Did you hear about that chef at the Indian restaurant that was bitten by a radioactive spider?
He hoped to receive super strength, but it was just naan-sense.
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︎ Nov 04 2020
Why did the couple cancel their dinner plans at the local Indian restaurant?
They agreed it was a naan-starter
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︎ Nov 21 2020
I'm gluten intolerant so ordering from Indian restaurants is a challenge.
They all tell me it's naan optional.
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︎ Nov 29 2020
Did you hear that the Indian restaurant hired a new delivery guy?
Heβs a top-notch curry-er.
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︎ Oct 16 2020
Slow Internet connection in an Indian Restaurant?
Serves you right for using Dhaal-up!
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︎ Nov 08 2020
The waiter at our local Indian restaurant asked if I wanted bread before the meal.
βThatβs a naan-starterβ I told him.
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︎ Jul 17 2020
What do you call a modern Indian restaurant?
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︎ Sep 19 2020
Indian restaurant just gave me a peice of flatbread as an appetizer...
...it was a naan starter.
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︎ Sep 26 2020
What do you call a delivery driver who exclusively works with Indian restaurants?
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︎ Jun 01 2020
Have you been to that new Indian restaurant The Ghee Spot?
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︎ Jun 28 2020
Thinking of opening an Indian restaurant in a valley with poor connection.
The Ghee Spot.
It would be hard to find.
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︎ Sep 13 2020
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︎ Aug 20 2020
Azad Khan, a chef in a local Indian restaurant, overstretched and fell headlong into a vat of hot curry. An ambulance was quickly at the scene and he was taken to hospital.
Fortunately he is alive but is still in a korma.
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︎ Jul 17 2020
A Brit, a Laotian, a Colombian, an American, an Indian, and a Egyptian wall into a fancy restaurant...
The doorman turns them back, saying βIβm sorry. We canβt let you in without a Thai.β
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︎ Jun 04 2020
Iβd be happy to tell you about my secret Indian Restaurant...
...right after you sign this naan disclosure agreement
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︎ Feb 07 2020
Whatβs the best way to diffuse an altercation at an Indian restaurant?
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︎ Feb 07 2020
Your Indian restaurant is naan profit?
My Vietnamese is pho profit.
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︎ Feb 09 2017
Did you hear about the Indian restaurant that didn't run out of bread?
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︎ Jan 20 2020
I donβt care for the bread they serve at the local Indian restaurant.
But itβs really a naan issue.
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︎ Jan 30 2020
[At an Indian restaurant] Dad: βThese triangular pastries with spicy filling are excellent!β
Waiter: Samosa?
Dad: No thanks. Iβm already full.
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︎ Dec 16 2019
I got into a huge argument with my wife over what kind of bread to order at the Indian restaurant
But it turned out to be a naan issue
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︎ Jan 04 2020
I can always tell when I'm near an Indian restaurant
That's naan-sense, of course.
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︎ Apr 09 2019
I offered to help publish a book of recipes for a local Indian food restaurant.
They made me sign a naan-disclosure agreement.
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︎ Dec 06 2019
There was a shortage of dough at the Indian restaurant I was at
The waiter told me it was a naan-issue.
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︎ Sep 24 2019
I wonβt even consider ordering an appetizer at Indian restaurants
Itβs a total naan starter
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︎ Aug 30 2019
Indian restaurants make most of their money off of the bread..
They're naan-profit organizations.
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︎ May 26 2019
They ran out of bread at the Indian restaurant, but nobody panicked.
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︎ Aug 03 2019
This Indian restaurant has an interesting business model.
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︎ Feb 07 2017
At an Indian restaurant with my parents.
An actual dad joke from about an hour ago. He delivered it flawlessly.
My dad holds up the empty bread basket to the waiter and, with a serious face, says "this bread, we have naan."
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At the Indian Restaurant
Me: I wonder if they would tell us how to make this bread.
Girlfriend: Actually I'm sure it's pretty easy!
Me: I don't know, we may have to sign a Naan Disclosure Agreement.
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︎ Apr 06 2015
I was hired as a chef at an Indian Restaurant..
Before they'd tell me their secret recipes, I had to sign a Naan-Disclosure Agreement
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︎ Jan 25 2018
I went to an Indian restaurant and asked for a side of bread...
I was disappointed when they told me they had naan.
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︎ Apr 23 2018
Why did the owners of the Indian food restaurant decide to be closed on Mondays?
They were tired of working naan stop and needed to tikka break.
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︎ Jun 09 2019
There's an Indian restaurant nearby that always burns their bread. If you sit too close to the kitchen it can be hard to breathe.
Which is strange because it's the naan smoking section.
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︎ Jun 02 2018
The Indian restaurant closed its doors.
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︎ Jan 25 2016
I thought my kids would be nervous about trying the new Indian restaurant in town...
but they had no reservations
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︎ Apr 06 2018
We went to an Indian restaurant and the waiter told us we couldn't get bread with our meal, only as an appetizer.
That was a naan starter for me.
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︎ Mar 11 2018
My wife drove ahead of me to the Indian restaurant on Saturday.
She texted me "Hurry up they already, seated me."
I was pissed. Why couldn't she wait?
But then I got there and saw she hadn't started eating yet.
So it was a naan issue.
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︎ Mar 20 2018
What my dad said when he found out the Indian restaurant was out of bread...
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︎ Oct 15 2015
I went to an Indian restaurant for some garlic bread
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︎ Mar 26 2021
Why did the Indian restaurant take their bread off the appetizer menu?
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︎ Jul 28 2020
What do you call it when the Indian restaurant forgets your bread?
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︎ Dec 11 2018
Most Indian restaurants are naan profit.
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︎ Mar 12 2018
Have you been to that new Indian restaurant βThe Ghee Spotβ?
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︎ Dec 02 2018
I went to an Indian restaurant and they didnβt have my favorite appetizer
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︎ Jan 16 2019
Most Indian restaurants are naan profit.
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