So Gandhi fasted every day. His body got weaker and weaker. His feet grew incredibly tough from walking barefoot. He was deep into Hindu spirituality. Unfortunately, he had chronic bad breath.
I guess what I'm trying to tell you is that Gandhi was a super fragile, calloused mystic suffering from halitosis.
Studies have shown that sheepskin face masks are incredibly effective...
They keep the baahhhhhd germs out.
People at our Christmas party were impressed when I showed off my incredibly detailed tattoo, but they didn't believe me when I tell them I got it done in Madrid.
Nobody expected the Spanish ink precision.
All of my mom's sisters are incredibly healthy
thanks to all of their auntie-bodies.
My wife is incredibly smart
When I called from my buddies phone she answered “hey love”.
She already knew it was me.
How are doctors so even tempered even under this incredibly stressful times?
They have a lot of patients.
Why do incredibly introverted people love KFC?
Did you hear about the incredibly average philosopher?
His name was mediocrates.
Whenever I tell my friends that I got my incredibly detailed tattoos in Barcelona, they seem surprised.
Nobody expects the Spanish ink precision.
Finding where M starts in the dictionary was incredibly challenging.
I went through L to get there.
A man was incredibly worried he’d change a lot after his vasectomy.
His dr told him there wouldn’t be a vast difference.
People always ask where I got my incredibly detailed tattoo done, but they never believe me when I tell them Spain...
reddit.com/r/dadjokes/com…
Incredibly, every time when you read this joke, the punchline will always be different.
Rivers love the little rocks on their floor so much, they carry them everywhere they go. Riveres are incredibly sedimental
The Hulk is incredibly strong.
You can tell because he doesn't Bruce easily.
I'm planning on sending an incredibly groan inducing dad joke to a friend every day for a couple weeks. Suggestions? The cornier the better.
Today I went to this diner and my Lord, I was served by this incredibly ugly waitress...
The number 8 was incredibly hostile at the Numbers Dress Up party
He didn’t want to benign.
Living next door to the cemetery is incredibly convenient
Since its the dead centre of the city
Scratch is an incredibly versatile material
You can make literally anything from it.
Physiotherapists have incredibly tough jobs.
They work their fingers to the bone.
People always ask where I got my incredibly detailed tattoo done, but they never believe me when I tell them Spain.
Nobody expects the Spanish ink precision.
People always ask where I got my incredibly detailed tattoo done, but they never believe me when I tell them Spain...
Nobody expects the Spanish ink precision...
People always ask where I got my incredibly detailed tattoo done, but they never believe me when I tell them Spain...
Nobody expects the Spanish ink precision...
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