Here’s my favourite politically incorrect joke of all time.

Benjamin Franklin was the greatest American President.

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Is there some way to describe reading Braille incorrectly?

The words are right on the tip of my tongue.

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Incorrectly is always spelt incorrectly,

unless it's spelt incorrectly.

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Many people would say that there was no great empires in the middle East before 500 ad but this is incorrect

In fact the Abbasid is true

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Anyone found using incorrect punctuation should be punished...

...with a lengthy sentence.

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People say a lot of punchlines in my jokes are incorrectly formulated. Hmm, maybe that's why most of my posts here got...

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What do native Americans say instead of β€œbye”?

Sioux later

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There’s a new film coming out about the incorrect use of tow bars on cars..

The trailer just dropped.

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Three boys go into a haunted house. One brought a knife, one brought a gun and one brought some cough drops

They crept in. It was pitch black and stone quiet. They were suddenly starting to regret this dare. Stupidly, only one brought a flash light. The aggressive darkness and inky black yielded with grudging compliance but always seeming to push back. They moved cautiously onward amid the dust and cobwebs. The floor creaked. They breathed in tight, quick breaths. You could hear a pin drop.

Suddenly, there was a deep moan. "OOOOOOOOUUUUU". It seemed from below them. The house had been abandoned for years. Who or what could make such a sound? The boys looked at each other, but continued on, hearts pounding in their chests.

As they proceeded into the kitchen they encountered a swarm of flies. Buzzing and beating their necks and faces, they rushed and stumbled to the door, not stopping to see what they were truly feasting on. They slammed the door behind them. Maybe a body? But no way were they going back to find out. And again came the sound, "ooooOOOOOooooOOUUU" but louder this time, and closer.

They proceeded through the dark into the dining room. They saw a fully set dining table covered in cob webs. Dust-covered regal-looking glasses, goblets and silverware adorned the table. Spiders climbed on ivory plates. Clearly a house of privilege and set for a grand feast which never happened.

Or, perhaps, met a fatal end?

They pushed on. But again that unearthly howl.

"oooooOOOOOOOOOOOUuuuuUUUUuuUUOOOOooo".

They found the basement staircase, and from below, the sounds seemed to be emanating. Could they proceed? Would they? Did they dare? Two of the boys looked at each other, faces filled with worry.

But the third said, confidently, "We're going down there." Not wanting to seem the weaker, the other two boys steeled themselves and nodded.

The stairs creaked and groaned evily under their feet. The rickety banister shook in angry defiance. Insects and vermin scattered underneath them with every step. They were descending into hell, they knew, but none would turn back.

And the sound: "oOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUuuuuUUOOOO". Now loud enough to fill not only their heads but seeming to claw at their very souls!

Now at the basement door! The antique, crying squeak of the hinges eeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEee made the boys wince and almost cover their ears. But they had to know. WHAT is making that horrible, terrible sound?

"ooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUoooooUUUUUUUOOOOOOO"

In the center of the basement lay an unholy coffin! A twisted artistic expression of murder, decay and

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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The only time incorrectly isn't spelled incorrectly is when it's spelled incorrectly.

Credit my uncle, who is an uncle joking but not making uncle jokes. A dad-joker but not my dad.

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Sometimes, toilet paper gets placed on the rack incorrectly.

It's okay, though. They just roll with it.

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It's grammatically incorrect to actually use a split infinitive
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Don't spell things incorrectly.
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The workers installing a new doorknob in my house put it in incorrectly...

...They said anyone could’ve made that mistake. If you ask me, the whole thing was just badly handled.

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Nothing says "oH lOoK aT mE" like someone playing a tuba.

Fucking attention horns.

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I found a word spelled incorrect on dictionary.com dictionary.reference.com/…
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People say that I'm bad guy because I ask them for money in exchange for politically incorrect opinions...

I beg to differ...

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Today during a spelling test, asked a small human, β€œHow do you spell crocodile?” They said β€œK-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L”. I told them that was incorrect.

They responded, β€œMaybe I did, but you asked how I spell it.”

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An overworked elf walks into a bar the day before Christmas

An overworked elf walks into a bar the day before Christmas and orders a beer. "Hey look everyone! It's an elf!" the bartender exclaims. "I'm sorry, but that phrase is now insensitive and politically incorrect," the elf says. "We prefer to be called subordinate clauses."

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Here’s a dad joke I made today: when someone says a word incorrectly, say β€œI see that pronunciation isn’t your forty”
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I saved my password as incorrect

Every time I get it wrong the screen tells me what my password is.

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My politically incorrect dad

My dad found out that all of my suite mates are black (I'm white). Dad: "Do you know what that makes you?" Me: "What?" Dad: "Quarterback."

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Just a reminder, Father’s Day is Sunday.

Not this Sunday, but it is on a Sunday this year!

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The only way you can spell incorrectly correctly

Is if you spell it incorrectly.

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What word in the English language is always spelt incorrectly?

'Incorrectly'

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Dad makes really politically incorrect jokes...

Dad: Did you guys see anything on the Malaysian flight?

Family: No

Dad: Yea no one has, they're still missing.

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Easter is grammatically incorrect.

We should say more east.

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What word on the dictionary is spelled wrong?

Wrong.

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I've just come to the realisation that in a way a baker is technically also a parent...

Because their raisin bread.

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What do you call a broken tower of cheese?

De-brie

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I couldn't believe I rewired a piece of equipment incorrectly...

I was shocked!

So true story, I rewired an electric chain hoist at work today, and I followed the Wire diagram as it was laid out. But when I went to try it, I got a nasty shock. Turns out a customer had tried to rewire it themselves and swapped the ground and the live wire in the controller... mean practical joke? I don't know. But it woke me up!

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My wife just gave me a restraining order..

Who knew there was an incorrect way to use a colander....

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Advanced Pun
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What does an incel have in common with Excel?

Incorrectly assuming something is a date

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The (Incorrect) History of the Mongolian Empire

During the height of the Mongolian Empire's reign, the warriors would celebrate their victories by dancing in a line behind their great emperor.

They called it a Khan-go line.

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If anyone ever makes a incorrect assumption in your presence ask if they're Liam Neeson's daughter.

Because they're miss taken.

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We've been pronouncing it incorrectly all along!

The snacking nut millions around the world is actually pronounced 'amond' and not 'almond'. I found this out recently when visiting family friends who own an amond orchard in CA.

I asked the owner why they are supposed to be called amonds and not almonds and he said it has to do with the harvesting process. See what they do is spread a large tarp out beneath the almond tree. Then they bring in a machine that attaches to the trunk. This machine is very specialized and is designed to create prolonged and intense vibrations, similar to the tool that is used to level/even out concrete. Once the machine is attached to the almond tree it is turned out. The intense vibrations in the trunk lead to the amonds falling out of the tree and onto the tarp. You see, the machine "shook the L out of em!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zangywastaken
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Among all the politically incorrect jokes I know, here’s my favourite:

Benjamin Franklin was the greatest US President.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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What word in the dictionary is always spelt incorrectly?

Incorrectly!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aadhar690
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What is the only word in the dictionary spelled incorrectly?

Incorrectly

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πŸ‘€︎ u/countryroads8484
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I love politically incorrect jokes. Here’s my favorite.

Benjamin Franklin was a great President.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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What word in the dictionary is always spelled incorrectly?

Incorrectly

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shipless_Captain
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What word in the dictionary is spelled incorrectly?

Incorrectly.

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The only way incorrectly is spelled incorrectly is by spelling it incorrectly
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People think that I'm stupid because I ask them for money in exchange of politically incorrect opinions.

Well, I beg to differ.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sodomicity
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What word in the dictionary is spelled incorrectly?

Incorrectly.

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