Incorrect Puns

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Here’s my favourite politically incorrect joke of all time.

Benjamin Franklin was the greatest American President.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Mar 02 2021
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Many people would say that there was no great empires in the middle East before 500 ad but this is incorrect

In fact the Abbasid is true

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👤︎ u/Nimhtom
📅︎ Mar 31 2020
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Anyone found using incorrect punctuation should be punished...

...with a lengthy sentence.

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👤︎ u/richardec
📅︎ Feb 05 2020
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There’s a new film coming out about the incorrect use of tow bars on cars..

The trailer just dropped.

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👤︎ u/GuybrushThreepwood35
📅︎ Dec 30 2019
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It's grammatically incorrect to actually use a split infinitive
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👤︎ u/Korokus
📅︎ Oct 12 2019
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I found a word spelled incorrect on dictionary.com dictionary.reference.com/…
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👤︎ u/sir_joe_cool
📅︎ Jan 15 2016
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People say that I'm bad guy because I ask them for money in exchange for politically incorrect opinions...

I beg to differ...

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👤︎ u/madazzahatter
📅︎ Dec 27 2018
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Today during a spelling test, asked a small human, “How do you spell crocodile?” They said “K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L”. I told them that was incorrect.

They responded, “Maybe I did, but you asked how I spell it.”

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👤︎ u/stunningdedication
📅︎ Jan 31 2019
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My politically incorrect dad

My dad found out that all of my suite mates are black (I'm white). Dad: "Do you know what that makes you?" Me: "What?" Dad: "Quarterback."

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👤︎ u/dingomilo
📅︎ Aug 23 2013
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I saved my password as incorrect

Every time I get it wrong the screen tells me what my password is.

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👤︎ u/Mr-E-Droflah
📅︎ Jun 28 2018
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Dad makes really politically incorrect jokes...

Dad: Did you guys see anything on the Malaysian flight?

Family: No

Dad: Yea no one has, they're still missing.

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👤︎ u/Yogababe
📅︎ Mar 14 2014
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Easter is grammatically incorrect.

We should say more east.

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👤︎ u/Colinmacus
📅︎ Apr 12 2017
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In the US, it's now politically incorrect to say the chief politician is correct.
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👤︎ u/Truth9147
📅︎ Feb 14 2017
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The (Incorrect) History of the Mongolian Empire

During the height of the Mongolian Empire's reign, the warriors would celebrate their victories by dancing in a line behind their great emperor.

They called it a Khan-go line.

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👤︎ u/MasatoKyoto
📅︎ Jul 19 2015
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If anyone ever makes a incorrect assumption in your presence ask if they're Liam Neeson's daughter.

Because they're miss taken.

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👤︎ u/Siethron
📅︎ Sep 10 2014
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Among all the politically incorrect jokes I know, here’s my favourite:

Benjamin Franklin was the greatest US President.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Mar 22 2020
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I love politically incorrect jokes. Here’s my favorite.

Benjamin Franklin was a great President.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Jul 13 2018
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People think that I'm stupid because I ask them for money in exchange of politically incorrect opinions.

Well, I beg to differ.

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👤︎ u/sodomicity
📅︎ Jan 03 2019
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