Explorers found a stove with an oven in the Himalayas.
There are two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, “hey man, it’s hot in here”
The other muffin says, “holy shit! It’s a talking muffin!”
"Honey, we've got a bun in the oven!"
"That's great!! Shall we raise a toast?"
Mom got mad at me for melting a 2L coke in the oven...
She asked for baking soda.
I can't tell you guys anything that makes my blood boil more than being shoved in an oven at 345° f.
My girlfriend was getting impatient while baking bread, constantly checking the timer and looking in the oven window, so I offered her some advice from my mother. I told her,
"Mama said you can't hurry loaf."
Was on FaceTime with my wife and she was showing me how she was roasting garlic in the oven
My 10y/o walks into the frame, leans down to the garlic now sitting on the cook top and says “Yo mama is so fat she plays pool with the planets!” Then looks dead ass at the phone and says “Hey Dad, I just roasted the garlic too!”
I’m so proud.
I accidentally left my cake too long in the oven.
Two muffins were sitting in an oven, and the first looks over to the second, and says, “man, it’s really hot in here”.
The second looks over at the first with a surprised look, and answers, “WHOA, a talking muffin!”
True story... A few years ago I was spending time with my parents and nephew. There's a pie in the oven and my nephew had an unfinished apple on the table. My nephew said he wanted some pie, but my dad commented on the half-eaten apple on the table.
I told my dad, "I think he just lost his appletite."
Most people don’t like eating food before it’s done in the oven.
But I think pig is best eaten while it’s still bacon.
What do bakers say when they've forgotten to put their bread in the oven?
Two muffins ... sitting in the oven...
The first muffin says "Damn! It's hot in here!"
The second muffin looks and says "HOLY SHIT! A TALKING MUFFIN!"
(Being honest here. Not a dad. I'm a mom and my kids hate this joke!! I'll understand completely if y'all do too!)
The oven temperature was having fun getting high so the cookies decided to join in
What do you call two loaves of bread baked in the same oven?
What did one potato say to the other in the oven?
I know it’s getting heated but we can hash it out.
My first date, I nervously asked my date whether she eats circular dough baked in an oven...
She replied, "that's none of your biscuit!"
You've seen Mentos and Coke, but what happens when you put Coke in the oven?
What do you called back strap cooked in the oven with a cbd oil glaze?
What did the dough say after half an hour in the oven?
A local baker decided he could increase production and profits by putting bread in the oven for half the usual time.
His half-baked scheme didn't work out the way he had planned.
Girlfriend couldn't quite work out why I kept spinning in front of the oven
https://imgur.com/gallery/KLwqu
A house is not a home until there's an elephant in the room, a skeleton in the closet, a boogeyman under the bed, and a bun in the oven
A statistician stuck his head in an oven and his feet in a refrigerator
But on average the temperature was just fine
I left my bread dough in the oven too long and I think I burnt it...
I just put some meat in the oven.
Smoking weed in an oven...
Is a good way to get baked
2 muffins were in an oven. One muffin says “is it getting hot in here?”
The other muffin says “Aaaaaah! A talking muffin!”
There's two muffins in an oven. Muffin 1: It's really hot in here!
Muffin 2: Ahhh! A talking muffin!
Two muffins sitting in the oven, one says to the other. “ It’s hot in here.” The other one says.
Holy shit a talking muffin.
Two muffins are in the oven.
One turns to the other and says "is it just me or is it getting hot in here?" the other muffin says "OH MY GOD! A TALKING MUFFIN!"
Two muffins are in an oven
One muffin says to the other, "Is it getting hot in here?"
The other muffin says, "Oh my God! A talking muffin!!"
Two muffins are baking in an oven...
One muffin looks over to the other and says, "Man, it's getting hot in here." The other muffin looks back and replies, "AAAAAH! A talking muffin!"
2 muffins sat in an oven
One muffin says "is it me or is it getting hot in here?" The other replies "ahh a talking muffin"
There are two muffins in an oven, and one muffin says to the other muffin, “Dang! It’s hot in here!”
And the other muffin says, “Oh my God! A talking muffin!”
Two muffins were in the oven.
One turned to the other and said, “is it hot in here?” The other one said, “AAAAAHHHH! TALKING MUFFIN!”
There's two muffins baking in an oven
"Holy smokes it's hot in here" - One muffin says to the other
That muffin replies "No way! A talking muffin!"
Two muffins are sitting in an oven. First one says "boy it sure is hot in here."
The other yells, "Oh my god! It's a talking muffin!"
2 muffins baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says "Gosh, it's hot in here". The other replies;
"AAAAHH! TALKING MUFFIN!"
There were two muffins in an oven, and one says to the other “is it just me, or is it getting hot in here?” Then the second one says-
“AAAH! TALKING MUFFIN!!!”
Two muffins are in an oven
One turns to the other and say “Is it hot in here or is it just me?”
The other replied “Holy shit a talking muffin!”
Two muffins were in an oven...
One muffin says to the other, "it's really hot in here."
The other one responded with, "holy cow, a talking muffin!"
Two muffins are baking in the oven...
The first muffin turns to the second and says "Man it sure is hot in here."
The second says "AAAHHHHHH a talking muffin!!"
Two muffins are baking in an oven
One turns to the other and says, "sure is hot in here!"
The other one says "AHHH! A TALKING MUFFIN!"
Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One turned to the other and said "Gee it's hot in here"
The other one shouted "Wow, a talking muffin"
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