Mussels, scallops and oysters never share

They're shellfish.

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👤︎ u/wotmate
📅︎ Sep 25 2019
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I'll tell you about the time I discovered the world's largest mollusk...

It's a little anti-clamatic. I was feeling shellfish so I tried to oyster up out of the water myself, just didn't have the mussel. With the help of a few horses I'd nearly done it, but they freaked at the sight of the thing and scalloped away.

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👤︎ u/sjmaeff
📅︎ Jul 09 2021
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