A list of puns related to "In Newspaper"
......... The Times are really Rough!!!
Those dustbins must be very intelligent.
Hi everybody! I absolutely need to find some puns featured in the headlines of the English newspapers. It would be nice if they referred to current topics such as Boris Johnson or Harry and Meghan. Could anyone help me? I'd appreciate that.
He was a one-hint wonder!
He was behind The Times.
Then I thought to myself "This is the last thing I need."
This is no laughing matter.
I seem to have fallen on hard Times.
I said "Hey pal, I got news for you, too!".
Yesterday I got a plaice in The Sun.
The freedom of press is no more.
I'm sure he'll be hitting the headlines soon.
He placed 10 of his best puns hoping at least one would win. Unfortunately no pun in ten did.
ACCOUNTANT NEEDED! £35,000 - £40,000
So I rang them and said, "The answer is -£5,000"
Wonder if I'll get the job
http://imgur.com/a/pN1x8
...we got our ad junked.
It said a guy killed some people in a grocery store the other day, and only did it for a dollar:
Arti chokes 3 for $1
The title was "Short Medium at Large"
Mum: Did you see the Sun today? It was all yellow! Girlfriend: The sun is always yellow. Cue laughter.
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