What flavour is the toothpaste in jail?
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︎ May 09 2021
What flavour toothpaste do they use in jails ?
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︎ May 11 2021
Why did Superman decide to wrap Lex Luthor in aluminium rather than taking him to jail?
Because then he could truly foil his plans.
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︎ May 27 2021
Why is Mr. Brightside in jail?
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︎ May 24 2021
Florence Night in jail.
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︎ Apr 19 2021
A drunk wakes up in jail, "Why am I here officer?"
"For drinking." replies the cop.
"Great" says the man. "When do we start?"
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︎ Dec 08 2020
An alcoholic wakes up in jail and asks the nearest officer why he's there
"For excessive drinking" the officer replies
So the prisoner replies "Great, when do we start?"
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︎ Feb 23 2021
I once slept like a baby overnight in jail
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︎ May 01 2021
Good way to land yourself in jail
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︎ Mar 29 2021
Why did the police officer put the cranky baby in jail?
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︎ Apr 01 2021
My legs were just thrown in jail today...
I mightβve heard this wrong, but I think they committed feloknees?
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︎ Feb 08 2021
How did a heart end up in jail?
There was a cardiac arrest
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︎ Jan 15 2021
What did the musician play that landed him in jail?
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︎ Nov 11 2020
What do you call a bodybuilder in jail?
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︎ Oct 05 2020
The prosecutor offered the ballet dancer two choices after she did not pay her mountain of parking tickets. A) Say guilty, pay them off, and get probation for 6 months or B) Say Not Guilty and go to trial and perhaps serve 6 months in jail.
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︎ Nov 26 2020
Why will you never find a farmer in jail?
They can always make bale.
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︎ Aug 18 2020
After I joined the army, I served in a furious war of Iraq , when we came home, I was sent to jail, I don't understand why......
My lieutenant said , fire in the hole and I fired In his hole .
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︎ Sep 29 2020
Why did the guitar put in jail
For missing its chord appointment.
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︎ Sep 26 2020
After years of being in jail, Lance, a reporter was released from prison.
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︎ Aug 11 2020
Hear about the author in jail?
They put him in the writers block. Couldnβt get past his first sentence.
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︎ Jul 19 2020
Mike Tyson ended up in jail for having diarrhea
He mad a meth in the bathroom
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︎ Jul 20 2020
Prisoner tunnels out of jail and emerges in a school playground shouting βIβm freeβ!
Little girl walks up and shouts βIβm four!β
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︎ Jun 28 2020
My wife was in jail, so I decided to go in for a conjugal visit.
The kids will never play Monopoly with us again.
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︎ Jan 22 2020
[In court] Judge: After seeing all the evidence, I am sending you to jail.
Defendant: Say-you-did-what.
Judge: What did you say?
Defendant: Thanks for reversing my sentence.
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︎ May 07 2020
Two prisoners are working in the laundry room on the top floor of the jail.
After a couple hours, the guard on duty steps away to use the bathroom.
The one prisoner says: "Quick, this is our chance to escape. We only have a few minutes so have to work together. You rip bedsheets into strips and I'll tie them into a rope, then we can climb down through the window.
The other agrees, "Got it. I sheet, you knot."
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︎ May 30 2020
I was thrown in jail for not having twine!
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︎ May 21 2020
Last night in jail, they gave us mint chocolates for dessert. I thought they'd be be gross, but they were actually pretty good! Turns out...
...that in-prison mint isn't as bad as I expected!
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︎ Apr 25 2020
If you think being in quarantine is like being in jail
Consider it as being in Sanitary Confinement.
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︎ Apr 11 2020
If my child won't go to bed, I'll have him put in jail.
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︎ Feb 19 2020
Did you hear about the fraudulent, short in stature fortune teller who escaped from jail?
The newspaper headline read βSmall Medium at Largeβ.
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︎ Apr 28 2020
I hear prisoners in jail get drunk a lot
They hang around bars 24/7.
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︎ May 30 2017
I tried using a powerbank on my phone, but the police threw it in jail...
It was charged with battery.
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︎ Dec 22 2019
A conductor kissed a girl in his bus, police took the conductor to jail and gave him electric shocks but it had no effect. Why?
because he was a bad conductor.
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︎ Oct 26 2019
I hear they use bread as currency in jail
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︎ May 31 2019
What did the Pakistani ask when he saw a llama in jail?
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︎ Jun 07 2019
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︎ Oct 30 2019
Why was the energizer bunny put in jail?
He was charged with battery
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︎ Jul 26 2017
What do you call an apricot in jail?
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︎ Feb 20 2016
My friend keeps saying, βIf I wasnβt making drinks, I would be in jail.β
Currently heβs behind bars .
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︎ Oct 21 2018
I visited my friend in jail the other day and there was a jailbreak.
Suddenly there was pandemonium everywhere. The guards on duty ushered us out of the gates just as a horde of inmates began climbing over the barrier wall.
One by one they dropped down disappearing into the brush. Just as I looked up, a midget in an orange jumpsuit stuck his tongue out at me and gave me the finger as he came down.
I thought to myself, "Well that's a little con descending."
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︎ Apr 23 2019
Why was Captain Crunch in jail?
Because he was a cereal killer.
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︎ Jun 09 2019
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︎ Jul 06 2016
How did the picture end up in jail.
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︎ Jun 04 2019
12 oβclock must spend a lot of time in jail.
Itβs hands are always up.
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︎ Apr 17 2019
Elon musk spent a week in jail.
He was charged with battery.
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︎ Dec 16 2015
What toothpaste do they use in jail?
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︎ May 17 2021
My friend once told me, βIf I wasnβt making cocktails for a living, Iβd be in jail.β
Currently heβs behind bars.
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︎ Feb 01 2019
How did the picture end up in jail?
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