A gang of outlaw cows rob a bank and flee..

The police track them to a motel, but can't narrow it down further. They call the judge and he writes out a warrant to search room #8 at the motel. Police break down the door and arrest the gang of cows with the stash.

Later the police captain calls the judge, "Your honor, how did you know where the gang would be hiding?"

Judge says, "It's easy Captain. Cows always room in 8".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LateralAxes
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2021
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Why couldn't the skeleton rob the bank?

It didint have the guts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hmmm_er
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2021
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If you rob a Russain bank

You get Putin jail

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πŸ‘€︎ u/buttengine
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2021
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Why did the baker rob the bank?

He needed more dough.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AT360306
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2020
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People who rob jewelry stores and banks are pretty bad.

But people who rob bakeries really take the cake.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2019
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I tried to rob a bank but the vault was covered in a thin layer of aluminum

Needless to say, my plans were foiled

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ElizaWolf8
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2020
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I just tried to rob a bank

Turns out rivers don’t have much money near them

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2020
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Why did the strawberry rob a bank?

Because his family was in a jam

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πŸ‘€︎ u/michaelveyrocks
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2019
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I wanted to rob a bank, so my friend called me a thief.

He was very helpful when we were robbing!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NINJAQKk
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2019
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A putter and a #4 iron rob a bank, who is waiting out in the car?

The getaway driver.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mind-the-fap
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2019
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You are a super villain who can scream supersonic classical music, you name is Bach the Fuck up. Would you rather rob banks for a living, or would you rather cause random chaos in the streets? reddit.com/r/WouldYouRath…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tater218
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2018
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Give a villain a gun and he'll rob a bank

Give a villain a bank and he'll rob a population

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eltegs
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2017
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What do you call it when a really drunk man robs a bank?

A st-hiccup

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GenericSquirrel
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2018
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Why did the teaspoons rob a bank?

They were desperate measures.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bambu002
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2013
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Why would a cpu never rob a bank?

... Because it already has plenty of cache.

#you'rewelcome lol

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bioticman
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2017
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Why did the baker rob the bank?

Because bakers knead dough!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CipherBear
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2020
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People who rob jewelry stores and banks are pretty bad

But people who rob bakeries really take the cake.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MetalArbiter
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2019
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People who rob jewelry stores and banks are pretty bad.

But people who rob bakeries really take the cake.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iunui
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2019
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