Gravity is one of the most fundamental forces in the universe
but if you remove it, you get gravy.
Torque appropriated circumstances call for -in kind- repeat applied force when concerned with most of yer dried and salted pork products and jovial responses.
I believe in a cosmic force...
I am especially attracted by gravity, it keeps me grounded.
Whats the most important thing to be when living in Asgard with a corrupt police force?
Gotta be Low key
What do you call it when Apple forces children in China to work for minimum wage?
iMoral
BREAKING NEWS: Apple and Kia Motors have joined forces to produce a kit set electric car in sweden...
... they are calling it the iKia
Who is the healthiest person in the Armed Forces?
General Well-being.
I asked my buddy who was in the Air Force to buy me a Microsoft tablet today...
So I could thank him for his Surface.
When I enlist in the Space Force™️ the first thing they’re gonna do is send me to
Spacic Training
Playing trivial pursuit brought the dad jokes out in full force.
My wife got the question: "Which city is NOT located in Egypt - Cairo, Dakar, Rosetta?"
Wife: "Where is Dakar?"
Dad: "In the garage."
Hillary doesn't want to put the ground forces in Syria
she believes it would be a syri-us mistake
The force is strong in this one
Dad in Darth Vader voice: I am your father! Son replies:"I know dad, you're not funny..." Dad:"Just kidding."
While enlisting in the Air Force...
I had to undergo x-rays of my back to screen for scoliosis and lordosis. When I told my dad I had to take back x-rays, he replied: "They just want to make sure you're not spineless."
Gravity, one of the most basic forces in the Universe. But then again, if you remove it...
You still have Gravy
Gravity's one of the most fundamental forces in the universe. What do you get when you remove it?
Gravy.
Gravity is one of the most essential forces in the universe. What do you get when you remove it?
Gravy.
Gravity is one the most fundamental forces in the universe, but when you remove it, you get gravy.
Gravity is one of the most fundamental forces in the universe. What do you get when you remove it?
Gravy.
Gravity's one of the most fundamental forces in the universe. What do you get when you remove it?
Gravy
