Why bears in America only have 2 appendages?

Because all American citizens have the right two bear arms

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πŸ‘€︎ u/corza663_
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2020
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Did you hear about the war against a militant group of quadruple amputees?

Don't worry, they were unarmed and defeated.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SoDakZak
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2017
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"Did you hear the Islamic Militants are trying to infiltrate Rome?"

"...now they will be Italian ISIS." - My dad yesterday in the car.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/2ndChanceCharlie
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2014
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[request] puns for a character called Beach Hitler

I run a DnD game and am very bad at puns. Like all good writers, though, I thought of a character name that made me laugh and have decided to build a personality around it.

Basically he's a surfer bro nazi. Militantly chill. He's a villain in the game but will hopefully read as still kinda tempting to party with. The only thing I've been able to come up with that has any promise whatsoever is "Third Reichteous."

Thank you, reddit angels

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2018
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