I recently created a graph illustrating my past relationships.

It had an ex-axis and a why-axis.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mkoruda
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Felt like illustrating a pun. Hope everyone enjoys some Space Jam!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mavfive
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Illustrated puns by Nabhan Abdullatif darksilenceinsuburbia.tum…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/gypsywhisperer
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I was asked to illustrate a brain fart

I’m drawing a blank

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ScreaminTom
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How to make a Visual Pun | Adobe Illustrator youtube.com/watch?v=wj6LH…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Psy_Khow
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What does an illustrator do when they want to feel relaxed and refreshed.

Draw themselves a bath

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πŸ‘€︎ u/greatreference
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Illustrations like these are gene-rally ill-conceived eggsagerations
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mehssie
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I'd like to illustrate two important points

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Thank you

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shaggyuc
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β€ͺWhat do you call a drawing of a sick person?‬

An illustration

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dubaidadjokes
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Get it?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/onrv
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2019
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What do you call a T-rex that sells guns?

A small arms dealer!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mr_1saac
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This guy at work is an amazing martial artist- you should see his illustrations of Jackie Chan
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DecentPlastic
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2018
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Why does Waldo wear a striped shirt?

Well, he sure doesn't want to be spotted

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πŸ‘€︎ u/125bench
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2018
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So my brother stayed home to read sports illustrated instead of going swimming with us.

I think he has an issue with swimsuits

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What magazine does the Big Bad Wolf like to read?

Porks Illustrated

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Otacon368
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I just dad-joked my boss over some illustration

He told me he wanted a highlighted line, possibly dashed, as part of an animation (for teaching maths to kids). He has set a decidedly minimalistic but eye-catching style that I need to follow, so after a few tweaks, trying to get the right proportions and a nice look, I turned around to him and asked 'Is this along the right lines'?

It was only after I said it I realised the accidental genius of what I had just said, so I simply had to point it out.

He responded with '...I'll let you off this time.'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/whatthemeh
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2014
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What did Adobe say to its son Photoshop?

PS I love you

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bleaknova
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2019
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Monet and the Nose

A painting by Claude Monet was recently discovered. It's an illustration of a man's nose. The museum decided to title it Mon Nez

Explanation :

Mon and nez are respectively French for my and nose. If one pronounces mon and nez correctly, and rapidly, it sounds a bit like Monet (mo-nénè)

Edit: I made an error with the accents; chose aigu (Γ©) instead of grave (Γ¨)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SteadfastDrifter
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2018
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As I suspected, someone has been adding soil to my garden...

The Plot Thickens

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The--Fonz
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2018
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Dadjoke from memory

Allow me to regale you with a couple tales illustrating my late dad's sense of humor. Last names faked because I'm not that stupid.

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(1). At a routine PTA meeting about me in my Georgia school, everyone found themselves packed into a hot and stuffy room waiting for the boredom to end. Shoulder to shoulder fun, can you picture it?

My dad lets one rip. It's loud, smelly, and echoes. The room falls silent as the fart invites itself unfavorably to the nostrils of those in attendance.

He turns to my mom and with his best shocked face says, "... Patty!"

I like to think he slept on the couch that night.

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(2). During my old man's wait for us to arrive at the new home he had bought, he had to deal with ongoing construction and roughed it at a hotel for a few nights. He was a retired Master Chief Machinist's Mate, so cramped quarters reminded him of the sub's nuclear engine room. No biggie.

An interview comes up for a civilian nuclear power plant nearby, and before you know it my dad's sitting before these stuffy, serious, wrinkly old board members and managers, having his (mostly military) resume picked through.

"Well Mister Smith, we're impressed. Twenty two years is no small amount of time to dedicate to the service. But do you feel you're qualified to operate and audit a civilian fission power plant?"

My dad thinks on it for a second.

"Well no, sir, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night."

He got the job immediately.

(For those needing the reference)

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Thanks for caring to read. I miss him a lot and this subreddit always reminds me of his sense of dry, quick humor. Take care!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Morvick
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Roommate got me with this one today

He texted me "I've got some twix up my sleeve" with a photo illustrating said Twix/sleeve arrangement.

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A Dungeons & Dragons Related Dad Joke...

I'm currently running my players through a D&D adventure titled "Curse of Strahd".

Last session, my players found a journal revealing details about the main villain, Count Strahd Von Zarovich. When they acquired it, I passed the adventure book over--opened up to an illustration depicting the journal's pages--and one of the players proceeded to read. After struggling for a bit, he said, "I'm having a tough time reading this cause it's so cursive."

Yes," I responded. "It's the cursive Strahd."

I had that one chambered and ready for weeks, just waiting for the right moment.

What my players don't know is that I'm also going to include a few other bits of flavor for my them to find as they progress through the game:

  • A fancy handbag with the initials "SVZ" hammered into the leather... the "purse of Strahd"
  • A grave in which the Von Zarovich family nanny is buried... the "nurse of Strahd"
  • A carriage very obviously built to accommodate Strahd's coffin... the "hearse of Strahd"
  • A book full of poetry written during Strahd's younger days, before he was consumed by darkness... the "verse of Strahd"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/transplantasian
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Looking for help with a punny channel name

Hi I'm an artist and i want to start a youtube channel with timelapses of my art! Since i mainly draw videogame characters i thought it would be a good idea to have a pun of something about art/drawing/illustration and video games. If anyone has a suggestion I'd love to hear! Thank you!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ClydeDunbar
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I need pun ideas to draw!

Guys and Gals! I am bored at work and want to practice my drawing, give me pun ideas to illustrate!, I cant guarantee they will be good but ill endevour to try to draw every suggestion and reply with a picture!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WorkMode
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Dad makes a good impression.

A teenage son brings his girlfriend over for the first time. The son had asked the night before to make a good impression when she came over. When the son and the girlfriend decide to sit down on the couch, the dad immediately sits between them and starts shifting in his seat, the son asks "dad, what the hell are you doing?" The dad responds "I said I would make a good impression didn't I?" The dad proceeds to fall off the couch laughing and rolling around at his own joke while the son looks on in horror.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RoonilWazilbob
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New book recommendations from Dad!

Brown Spots on the Wall by Woo Flung Poo

Yellow River by I. P. Nightly

Under The Bleachers by Seymour Bawtz

40 Yards to the Outhouse written by Will E. Mayket, illustrated by Betty Whont

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I partially blame the saturation of TMNT marketing all over my life at the moment....

So, I work as a content writer/developer/coder/whatevs for an educational publisher, specializing in science. This week, I put in a request to one of our artists for an illustration of a centrifuged blood tube. He did one up and sent it back right away, asking if what he did was alright.

My emailed response?

"These look…

(β€’_β€’)

( β€’_β€’)>βŒβ– -β– 

(βŒβ– _β– )

…tubular.

 YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA--"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CorvidaeSF
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2014
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What magazine does the big bad wolf like to read?

Porks Illustrated

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Otacon368
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2019
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This guy at work is an amazing martial artist

You should see his illustrations of Jackie Chan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DecentPlastic
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