Illuminati Puns

A list of puns related to "Illuminati"

I'm too bright to be illuminati

I've seen the light.

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👤︎ u/Nimja_
📅︎ Oct 01 2019
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Do you think lizard people...

are on Santa's Illuminati list?

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👤︎ u/lukesestir
📅︎ Feb 27 2021
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What do you call an Italian guy who knows all the government’s secrets?

Lou Minnati

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👤︎ u/pcanelos
📅︎ Sep 08 2018
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To who exactly?
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👤︎ u/lightningduds
📅︎ Jul 26 2019
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What's the opposite of the illuminate?

Ultra Nate, cause you're free to do what you want to do!

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👤︎ u/Naiphe
📅︎ Jan 23 2019
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