Illuminati Puns

I'm too bright to be illuminati

I've seen the light.

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📰︎ r/puns

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👤︎ u/Nimja_

📅︎ Oct 01 2019

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To who exactly?

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📰︎ r/puns

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👤︎ u/lightningduds

📅︎ Jul 26 2019

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What do you call an Italian guy who knows all the government’s secrets?

Lou Minnati

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📰︎ r/dadjokes

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👤︎ u/pcanelos

📅︎ Sep 08 2018

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What's the opposite of the illuminate?

Ultra Nate, cause you're free to do what you want to do!

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📰︎ r/dadjokes

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👤︎ u/Naiphe

📅︎ Jan 23 2019

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