A list of puns related to "Conspiracy Theories"
People are always trying to cover them up.
"Last week's tin," he said, "is this week's hat."
Theyβre bollocks.
Youβre being brain washed.
A lunar tick.
It is a thread.
I'm making a very silly game based on conspiracy theories. Chemtrails, flat-Earthers, aliens that kind of thing.
I need a ton of jokes and puns. Plz help.
The conspiracy theory was debunked.
My dad was picking me up at the airport yesterday. I had just flown in from Denver. After reading an article on reddit, I paid more attention to the apocalyptic artwork around the airport, and decided to ask my dad if he had heard of any conspiracy theories.
DAD: Wouldn't surprise me if that were true, what with all the scandal surrounding Mayor PeΓ±a.
ME: Who was that?
DAD: He was the mayor of Denver for a long time. They named the street PeΓ±a Boulevard after him even! It's crazy. I heard they even wanted to name town hall after him.
ME: But they didn't because of a scandal...?
DAD: Nah. They just felt weird naming it the "Hall of PeΓ±a". Get it, JalapeΓ±o?
ME: ...
Heβll come around, eventually.
It will only allow people to spread their conspiracy theories even faster
I personally love this conspiracy theory because it's a wonderful example of suspended animation.
Credit to the greatest animation professor of all time, Mr. Theo Artz of Drexel University.
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