What do genitals and conspiracy theories have in common?

People are always trying to cover them up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrLittleBearClaw
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2020
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My dad once talked about the normalization of conspiracy theories around Covid-19

"Last week's tin," he said, "is this week's hat."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DesertWolf45
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2020
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What do male genitals and conspiracy theories have in common?

They’re bollocks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lowlands62
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2020
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r/showerthoughts is the opposite of a conspiracy theory.

You’re being brain washed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/m3talh3ad05
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2020
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What do you call a conspiracy theory blood sucker that lives on the moon?

A lunar tick.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheGrimBleeper
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2019
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The government should watch out for the sweater conspiracy theory.

It is a thread.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tobilub04
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2019
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[request] Conspiracy theory jokes/puns

I'm making a very silly game based on conspiracy theories. Chemtrails, flat-Earthers, aliens that kind of thing.

I need a ton of jokes and puns. Plz help.

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Have you heard the conspiracy theory about the two single beds?

The conspiracy theory was debunked.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alexjkt
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2018
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I asked my dad if he had heard about the conspiracy theories surrounding the Denver Airport...this was his response.

My dad was picking me up at the airport yesterday. I had just flown in from Denver. After reading an article on reddit, I paid more attention to the apocalyptic artwork around the airport, and decided to ask my dad if he had heard of any conspiracy theories.

DAD: Wouldn't surprise me if that were true, what with all the scandal surrounding Mayor PeΓ±a.
ME: Who was that?
DAD: He was the mayor of Denver for a long time. They named the street PeΓ±a Boulevard after him even! It's crazy. I heard they even wanted to name town hall after him.
ME: But they didn't because of a scandal...?
DAD: Nah. They just felt weird naming it the "Hall of PeΓ±a". Get it, JalapeΓ±o?
ME: ...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/littlesunnymay
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2013
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I debated a flat earther once. He stormed off saying he’d walk to the edge of the Earth to prove me wrong.

He’ll come around, eventually.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MohanBhargava
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2020
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I'm scared of 5G !

It will only allow people to spread their conspiracy theories even faster

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2020
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A lot of people believe Walt Disney is cryogenically frozen in the basement of CalArts...

I personally love this conspiracy theory because it's a wonderful example of suspended animation.

Credit to the greatest animation professor of all time, Mr. Theo Artz of Drexel University.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HipstersAnonymous
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2018
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