Even though I'm an avid duck and goose hunter, I don't own any calls.

My wife doesn't want me using fowl language.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StuntsMonkey
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2021
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Why do big-game hunters mount their lions’ heads?

To mount the other end would be a catastrophe.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/friste
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2020
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What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter?

Quack Quack!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Beard_sniffer
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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What do you call a mermaid's bounty hunter?

A mer-cenary!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Walang_Maisip
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2021
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My hunter friend boasted that he shot the most deer last year.

He certainly won that game.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DENelson83
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2021
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I have an odd attraction to a bounty hunter in Star Wars...

Guess I have a Boba Fetish

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πŸ‘€︎ u/flylink63
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2020
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What did the avid bird hunter do?

Murder most fowl

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stupidlyugly
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2020
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why did the hunter shoot the map on the wall?

He saw a Turkey

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Slymood
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2020
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A hunter went out into the forest

He went into the woods during a deep fog and saw a figure, so he shot...

He mist.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Asadleafsfan
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2020
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Werewolf hunter
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shulerbop
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2019
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My sister-in-law accidentally won a beauty pageant for vampire hunters

She's the new Miss Stake.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WideEyedWand3rer
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2020
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I wanted to become a ghost hunter, but settled on going to a psychic

It was a happy Medium

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πŸ‘€︎ u/clifwith1f
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2020
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Prehistoric Dad: Son, your older brother is training to be a Hunter. Do you understand what that means?

Son: So I gather.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2020
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How did the hunter catch the bear?

With his "bear" hands!

Aye oh! I'll see myself out!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pyrolite999
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2020
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Why were the smaller sabre-tooth cats better hunters than the larger sabre-tooths ?

Because they were light sabers.

May the 4th be with you !

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dadjokeretailer
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2020
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How did the panda escape the hunter?

Bear-ly

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Flare1206
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2020
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Today I found out hunters and photographers have a lot in common

They both sit and wait in bushes to shoot animals

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πŸ‘€︎ u/INP786
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2020
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What do you call a bounty Hunter that doesn't wear underwear?

The Commandolorian

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πŸ‘€︎ u/junkyarms
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2020
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When deer run from hunters

They are always running for deer life

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theCommonSlaw
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2020
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Everyone’s naming their sons Hunter nowadays, but I’m deciding to be different..

I named mine Gatherer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theoverseer20
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2019
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My friend is a robot hunter

He loves to captcha them

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fakipo2
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2020
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What's the only Bounty Hunter Darth Vader is afraid of?

The Sandalorian

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πŸ‘€︎ u/damoisbatman
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2019
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What's the name of the space bounty hunter who used to host Deal or No Deal?

Howie Mandelorian

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ICWhatsNUrP
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2019
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The next Disney+ project, is a Star Wars/ Back to the Future crossover. Deer Brown gets a bounty hunter to stay in the car.

That way, they'll always have the Manned Delorean available.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Naitraen
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2019
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What do you call a party for bounty hunters where you serve those little tapioca balls from bubble tea?

a boba fete!

...I'll just show myself out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/laplandsix
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2019
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What did the enlightened dog say to the hunter?

There is no 'coon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bonanzaguy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2019
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How did the hunter kill the polar bear?

He hit him right between the ice!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MaihemGaming
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2019
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What did the hunter say when his gun stopped working?

"Shoot!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lukamu
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2019
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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses.

He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2019
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When the treasure hunter had excavated down six feet, he realized he had made a grave error
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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Possum
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2017
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[OC] A elder duck hunter: β€œSon, if you are not meeting your quota of 100 ducks per day,

you are probably aiming too high.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/citizenvane
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2019
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Two hunters went out to hunt grizzly. As they drove up the mountain road, they saw a sign that said "Bear Left"...

...so they went home.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/norrisrw
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2019
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Why didn't any of the animals believe the hunter when he said he was the king of the jungle?

Because he was a lion.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Soulburn85
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2019
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We thought the priests and ghost hunters finally helped us get rid of the annoying ghost that would move our laundry detergent around in our laundry room the past year.

But then, this morning, I walked into the laundry room again and saw the Tides had turned.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Roivas14
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2018
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What did the vampire say to the vampire hunter that missed his heart

Well wasnt that an unfortunate mis-stake

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Miller_Defoe
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2019
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William was an unsuccessful hunter due to his

Shakespeare.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ScottsNephewTodd
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2019
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I'm going to start a Hunter Thompson oriented accessory brand.

Gonna call it Gear and Clothing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bigmattyc
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2019
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I became a Bounty hunter last night.

I looked and I looked for the paper towels but I never did find any.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nyquill81
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2018
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Did you hear about the crazy hunter that traded in his bow for sword?

It turns out he was de-ranged.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jurd269
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2018
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I've not been doing too hot as a werewolf hunter.

Lycant find any of them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MightyOtaku
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2018
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Grill-Masters and Vampire Hunters Agree

Garlic Is Good On Steaks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thealmightypoe
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2018
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I’m going to open a hotel for hunters that looks like an airplane.

I’m going to call it The Fuse Lodge.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RailSAndAles
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2018
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Why did Will Smith turn down the movie role as a bear hunter?

Because he thought there shouldn’t be another Good Will Hunting

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrwizit
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2018
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What did the Turkey say to the Turkey hunter?

Quack-Quack.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/spanky2222
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2019
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Two hunters were driving to the hunting grounds when they saw a sign.

It said β€œBear Left”, so they went home.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/duxintrux
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2018
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