Even though I'm an avid duck and goose hunter, I don't own any calls.
My wife doesn't want me using fowl language.
Why do big-game hunters mount their lions’ heads?
To mount the other end would be a catastrophe.
What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter?
What do you call a mermaid's bounty hunter?
My hunter friend boasted that he shot the most deer last year.
He certainly won that game.
I have an odd attraction to a bounty hunter in Star Wars...
Guess I have a Boba Fetish
What did the avid bird hunter do?
why did the hunter shoot the map on the wall?
A hunter went out into the forest
He went into the woods during a deep fog and saw a figure, so he shot...
He mist.
My sister-in-law accidentally won a beauty pageant for vampire hunters
She's the new Miss Stake.
I wanted to become a ghost hunter, but settled on going to a psychic
Prehistoric Dad: Son, your older brother is training to be a Hunter. Do you understand what that means?
How did the hunter catch the bear?
With his "bear" hands!
Aye oh! I'll see myself out!
Why were the smaller sabre-tooth cats better hunters than the larger sabre-tooths ?
Because they were light sabers.
May the 4th be with you !
How did the panda escape the hunter?
Today I found out hunters and photographers have a lot in common
They both sit and wait in bushes to shoot animals
What do you call a bounty Hunter that doesn't wear underwear?
When deer run from hunters
They are always running for deer life
Everyone’s naming their sons Hunter nowadays, but I’m deciding to be different..
My friend is a robot hunter
What's the only Bounty Hunter Darth Vader is afraid of?
What's the name of the space bounty hunter who used to host Deal or No Deal?
The next Disney+ project, is a Star Wars/ Back to the Future crossover. Deer Brown gets a bounty hunter to stay in the car.
That way, they'll always have the Manned Delorean available.
What do you call a party for bounty hunters where you serve those little tapioca balls from bubble tea?
a boba fete!
...I'll just show myself out.
What did the enlightened dog say to the hunter?
How did the hunter kill the polar bear?
He hit him right between the ice!
What did the hunter say when his gun stopped working?
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses.
He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?"
When the treasure hunter had excavated down six feet, he realized he had made a grave error
[OC] A elder duck hunter: “Son, if you are not meeting your quota of 100 ducks per day,
you are probably aiming too high.”
Two hunters went out to hunt grizzly. As they drove up the mountain road, they saw a sign that said "Bear Left"...
Why didn't any of the animals believe the hunter when he said he was the king of the jungle?
We thought the priests and ghost hunters finally helped us get rid of the annoying ghost that would move our laundry detergent around in our laundry room the past year.
But then, this morning, I walked into the laundry room again and saw the Tides had turned.
What did the vampire say to the vampire hunter that missed his heart
Well wasnt that an unfortunate mis-stake
William was an unsuccessful hunter due to his
I'm going to start a Hunter Thompson oriented accessory brand.
Gonna call it Gear and Clothing
I became a Bounty hunter last night.
I looked and I looked for the paper towels but I never did find any.
Did you hear about the crazy hunter that traded in his bow for sword?
It turns out he was de-ranged.
I've not been doing too hot as a werewolf hunter.
Grill-Masters and Vampire Hunters Agree
Garlic Is Good On Steaks.
I’m going to open a hotel for hunters that looks like an airplane.
I’m going to call it The Fuse Lodge.
Why did Will Smith turn down the movie role as a bear hunter?
Because he thought there shouldn’t be another Good Will Hunting
What did the Turkey say to the Turkey hunter?
Two hunters were driving to the hunting grounds when they saw a sign.
It said “Bear Left”, so they went home.
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