Human Reproduction Puns

A list of puns related to "Human Reproduction"

The first person to research human reproduction was seminal their field
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👤︎ u/jay--mac
📅︎ Sep 25 2014
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A doctor, who was just newly a dad, decided to give a medical school lecture on the human reproductive system and what he learned throughout his partner's pregnancy. When a student asked what the correct pronunciation of ovaries is, he shrugged and said:

Oh, varies.

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👤︎ u/noahep22
📅︎ Mar 17 2019
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I made a comment about an actresses short hair to my fiancée

Me: "Hmm, I wish I could pull off her short hair, I never could"
Him: "Aw, I'm sure you could. I'll hold her down while you yank it out"
Didn't see that coming.

Edit: thanks guys I didn't realise fiance/e has genders.

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👤︎ u/Lunadoll
📅︎ Mar 30 2015
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