Hued Puns

Because the seaweed.

Actually it was on porpoise.

Please give me your best cute/ couple-y otter puns

Hu knows

Lae Lo.

I told him that’s the last thing I need.

Edit: Mummy get the camera I’m famous

They said, "The Who?"

"No", I said, "The Rolling Stones

Because he killed Hitler

It was who

They ran out of Dehli meat.

The art of Flung-Poo

He answered "Ay Kenneth Si"

Who is.

Hu let the dogs out!!

Hu died and made Yu king.

It’s Layheewho

It’s written by a guy named Hu Phlung Pu. I haven’t read it yet either, but I heard it’s “The Shit”!

What breed are the dogs that fall from the sky when it rains cats and dogs?

Pomerainin'

The Islander, is being replaced, with something more politically correct but as yet undecided. My spouse, having recently returned from a nature cruise, suggested “The Manatees,” and that the mascot color should be pink. I responded that it should of course be MULTI-colored, so that opposing fans upon losing, would cry out,

“Oh, the hued manatees!”

But I don't know Who.

"I'm not sure..." came the reply, "But his face rings a bell!"

No, it actually is.

"Oh, the hu-man-atee!"

It’s called “under the bleachers” by Seymour Butts. It definitely more captivating than the last exhibit “Spots on the Wall” by Hu Flung-Pu

No, Xi is. Hu was his predecessor

Please form an orderly orderly orderly queue-hu hu huuu

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LEARN CHINESE IN 5 MINUTES (You MUST read them out loud or it doesnt make as much sense)...

1. Thats not right........ Sum Ting Wong
2. Are you harboring a fugitive................... Hu Yu Hai Ding
3. See me ASAP............. Kum Hia Nao
4. Stupid Man...................... Dum Fuk
5. Small horse... Tai Ni Po Ni
6. Did you go to the beach?... Wai Yu So Tan
7. I bumped in to a coffee table... Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
8. I think you need a face lift... Chin Tu Fat
9. It's very dark in here... Wao So Dim
10. I thought you were on a diet... Wai Yu Mun Ching
11. This is a tow away zone... No Pah King
12. staying out of sight... Lei Ying Lo
13. He's cleaning his automobile... Wa Shing Ka
14. Your body odor is offensive... Yu Stin Ki Pu
15. Great... Fa Kin Su Pah