There's no Plate like Chrome for the Hollandaise.
They were the good years
I call it grub hub
When you start programming, people push you to GitHub and then you commit to GitHub.
Grub hub
(please don't shoot me)
For our anniversary my wife requested a printer/scanner. After doing some research I tell her that Brother would be a good brand to get.
"The one I'm looking at is black. That's a little bit racists, right?" Her face doesn't change, an indication that the joke failed and just to move on.
So she asks me if the printer has cables.
"Nope! It works through the wifi so you won't have to worry about wires! You can even print stuff from your phone!"
"Oh. So doesn't that mean I can't hook a Brother up?"
I was so proud of her.
Grub Hub.
I’ll show myself out.
The wheels, because they're tired!
