Why do retirement homes never run out of hot water?
Because they’re full of geysers
I’ve always hated washing my hands with hot water
But I’ve started warming up to it
My wife tried to help me and washed my bear costume in hot water. It shrunk outa my size!
I was furrious!
Got bored with my usual beverages so I instead tried soaking a book in hot water.
It wasn't great, but at least it was a novel tea.
What do you call it when a Marsupial on drugs makes you a delicious drink out of hot water and plants?
High Koala Tea
I got into hot water with my parents yesterday.
The atmosphere was uncomfortable, but the faculty Jacuzzi felt really good.
As I stared at the hot water flowing towards my shower drain I realized something.
It's all downhill from here.
Be nice to your hot water heater repairman please,
It’s often a tankless profession.
Getting in hot water with r/punpatrol in a post about computers being potatoes
Don't you love it when it's a hot summer day and you take a drink of water? Your mouth feels like it's finally reach salvation.
My son and a female classmate of his conducted an experiment involving boiling different elements in hot water. They each stood on one side of the experiment.
Seems like there's some chemistry happening between them.
My boyfriend asked me why I like showering in boiling hot water
I told him a snack tastes better cooked.
The other day I drank a new kind of tea that is made by steeping a book in hot water.
Probably won't have it again. It was just a novelty
I do a lot to take care of my hot water heater...
Yet it remains tankless.
This water isn't hot - it's the temperature of a Skywalker inside a tauntaun.
It's Luke warm.
Being in hot water.
Dad calls son. Dad: I'm in hot water. Son: How come? Dad: Because I'm taking a bath.
If you steep an innocent fish in hot water...
does it become gill tea?
Got bored with my usual beverages so I instead tried soaking a book in hot water
It wasn't great, but it was at least a novel tea.
