Call it Tea Minus 10
"Yes", he said, "I'm all-white".
Most of what they say goes over my head, but they gave great chemistry.
What do you mean? It’s a grill.
He came up to me and said, "Help yourself."
It’s titled “Tossed Salads and Scrambled Eggs”
Things got pretty tidy.
...turns out I'd bought an incanter, not a decanter! ...got the wrong kinda spirits out of it
...would it be the Teddy Grammys?
"Watch out for Phil Swift, he'll pull a fast one on you."
Jimmy Felon
It would have made him a smart Alec.
I was a party pooper.
Since good players are hard to find
If you can't come let me know
I was confused because I thought Australians usually boo meringue.
I mean, how low can you go?
I can’t wait.
...and we have players from all over the world.
Last night, the team from Madrid cleaned up, they got 100%. Everyone was completely shocked.
Nobody expected the Spanish in our Quiz Session.
So we had this issue yesterday where secure shell commands were failing from our newly enabled backup system to a downstream application.
I logged in manually using the correct credentials to confirm the keys were fine, but I noticed it was the first time in known hosts, so i typed “yes” to put the entry in and figured that would fix it.
When the problem came back today, I was surprised at first, but then it hit me...
Same ssh -t different server...
Dick Van Dyke
...right in front of a house where there’s a huge party going on. He walks in and notices that the party is somewhat divided. There’s a clear distinction between the people waiting for the bathroom and the people queued up for drinks, etc.
Considering the urgency of the bathroom queue, he walks over to the drinks table and asks everyone there if they wouldn’t mind helping him push his car to get it started. They agree but even with the full might of several people, the car doesn’t budge. He thanks them for trying and they all head back inside.
A little while later, the doorbell rings. The man sees the host open the door to the largest pizza guy he’s ever seen. The behemoth is holding 15 pizzas with one hand, a pallet of buffalo wings with the other, with a keg strapped to each shoulder. The man jumps up and asks the pizza guy for his help pushing the car. He agrees and they head to the street.
With barely one touch of a pinky on one hand, the car lurches forward and starts right up. The man drives off, waving behind him and yelling a quick, “Thank you.”
As he catches sight of the party fading into the distance, he says to himself...
“Thank goodness for the delivery because that punch line sure is weak.”
But it's really grown on me.
The host asks the guest, "Would you like to say a word?" The guest than goes up than says, "Bargain" The host starts crying and says, "That means a great deal."
It was a no host bar.
Guest: No thanks, I’m allergic to nuts.
Host: Which ones?
Guest: cah... cah... CA-SHEWS!!!
Being a wealthy celebrity, he'd volunteered to hold the proceedings at his home. The spread was excellent and Pat's father drew him aside as things were winding down.
"I have a feeling your team is going to do great this year!"
"Why's that Dad?"
"I feel like God can't help but root for a man who's a father, a son and a goalie-host."
I said no we are American
Howie Mandelorian
It was the father, the son, and the goalie host.
The host says, “What are you dressed as?” I tell him, “I’m a harp.” He says, “But your costume is to small to be a harp.” I was incredibly offended, and tell him, “Are you calling me a lyre?!”
The winner will get pasta. It will be called the Penne Regatta
It was a Whoopi cushion.
Christmas Eve and Christmas dinner are already spoken for, but Thanksgiving hasn't been discussed yet. Thanksgiving is usually at my father-in-law's, but my stepmother-in-law has previously hinted that she might not want to host anymore.
Wife: "I talked to [stepmother-in-law] today, and she didn't say 'boo' about Thanksgiving."
Me: "Did she say 'gobble gobble'?"
A HOST of reasons.
Stay tuned!
The course is called Mike Rowe Economics.
The event will be affectionately named WHO Cares
It’ll be known as the Qatari 2600
Host: what are you?
Me: I'm a harp.
Host: Your costumes too small to be a harp.
Me: are you calling me a lyre!?
