7 Hilarious Hosta Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

I’m buying an estate on a hill that is landscaped with nothing but hostas.

I’m calling it Vista la Hosta, baby!

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👤︎ u/GalenTK

📅︎ Apr 26 2020

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My wife lamented that our newly planted hostas in the garden will probably die...

I quickly replied, if it happens, you can say Hosta la vista, baby.

That got me a round of slow clapping from the whole family.

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👤︎ u/tokyo-dawn

📅︎ May 23 2020

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While transplanting Hosta plants from one garden to another...

...I told my wife that, in medical terms, we were performing a Hostarectomy.

Laughter and groans ensued.

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👤︎ u/Faro808

📅︎ May 28 2019

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Did you hear about the police standoff with the gardener?

He wouldn't release his hosta.

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👤︎ u/DreamsD351GN

📅︎ Aug 10 2019

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What did the plant say when it left for the border?

Hosta la vista!

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👤︎ u/olivewitharhyme

📅︎ Feb 09 2019

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A man goes to buy some plants...

A man is going plant shopping and is getting help from an attractive cashier. He finally gets ready to buy his leafy plants when she asks how he'll be paying. He lowers his sunglasses and says "hosta la Visa, baby"

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👤︎ u/mylifemylove

📅︎ Jun 19 2016

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Just gardening when my uncle asks me a question.

"What are you planting?"

"Hostas, seedums and..."

"Yeah I see them 1-2-3-4-5."

Doesn't help much when my dad dropped a "Seedum grow" joke an hour before.

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👤︎ u/Turbotottle

📅︎ Jun 24 2014

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