While transplanting Hosta plants from one garden to another...

...I told my wife that, in medical terms, we were performing a Hostarectomy.

Laughter and groans ensued.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Faro808
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2019
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I planted a few hostas around my house, and now they've gotten so big that they've completely outgrown all my other decorative plants.

It's a hostal takeover.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/archaelleon
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2021
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Unbeknownst to me, my shade plants are dominating my lawn!

It’s a hosta takeover, I tell you!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/akaky-akakyevich
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2022
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I’m buying an estate on a hill that is landscaped with nothing but hostas.

I’m calling it Vista la Hosta, baby!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GalenTK
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2020
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My wife lamented that our newly planted hostas in the garden will probably die...

I quickly replied, if it happens, you can say Hosta la vista, baby.

That got me a round of slow clapping from the whole family.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tokyo-dawn
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2020
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Did you hear about the police standoff with the gardener?

He wouldn't release his hosta.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DreamsD351GN
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2019
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What did the plant say when it left for the border?

Hosta la vista!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/olivewitharhyme
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2019
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A man goes to buy some plants...

A man is going plant shopping and is getting help from an attractive cashier. He finally gets ready to buy his leafy plants when she asks how he'll be paying. He lowers his sunglasses and says "hosta la Visa, baby"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mylifemylove
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2016
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Just gardening when my uncle asks me a question.

"What are you planting?"

"Hostas, seedums and..."

"Yeah I see them 1-2-3-4-5."

Doesn't help much when my dad dropped a "Seedum grow" joke an hour before.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Turbotottle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2014
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