A list of puns related to "Hosta"
...I told my wife that, in medical terms, we were performing a Hostarectomy.
Laughter and groans ensued.
It's a hostal takeover.
Itβs a hosta takeover, I tell you!
Iβm calling it Vista la Hosta, baby!
I quickly replied, if it happens, you can say Hosta la vista, baby.
That got me a round of slow clapping from the whole family.
He wouldn't release his hosta.
Hosta la vista!
A man is going plant shopping and is getting help from an attractive cashier. He finally gets ready to buy his leafy plants when she asks how he'll be paying. He lowers his sunglasses and says "hosta la Visa, baby"
"What are you planting?"
"Hostas, seedums and..."
"Yeah I see them 1-2-3-4-5."
Doesn't help much when my dad dropped a "Seedum grow" joke an hour before.
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