Howβs the fission, John?
The second-hand store.
At a second hand shop.
An oxymoron!
I said, βWell, if you incestβ.
Beauty must really be in the eye of the beerholder
Just thinking about it makes me shutter
He's really into podcasting!
Now it's a rocking chair.
One might say he is a master baiter.
Single-handedly.
It didnβt Pan out.
The questions is, will Neil Patrick Harris on the back?
This is AUXhilarating
At the second hand store
A quackhead
For context, my dad had a leg amputation a few months back but heβs been in mostly good spirits about it. We were talking about places to eat in our area, and he asked where one of the fast food restaurants was around here, so I said βItβs at the intersection, where the IHOP is.β
Dad replied, βOh, thatβs my favorite place to get breakfast.β
I never got food with my dad at IHOP before so I was confused, but then it dawned on me what he meant. π
...going twice.
βYou ainβt seeing half of the insurance moneyβ
It must have been very time consuming!
I said, if you drive you are a driver, if you hop then you are a hopper, so if you cook you are a cooker.
my son to his mother: Dad and I are hookers!!
A pirate and a sailor were exchanging stories. The sailor pointed to the pirateβs peg leg, asking βHowβd you get that?β
βAye, I wrestled a shark and lost me leg.β
The sailor pointed to the pirateβs hook and asked βHowβd you get that?β
βAye, I fought Red Beardβs crew and lost me hand.β
The sailor then pointed to the pirateβs eyepatch, again asking βHowβd you get that?β
βAye, a bird flew by and shat in me eye.β
The sailor responded with βThatβs not as impressive as the first twoβ.
βAye, it was me first day with me hook.β
I'm having a hard time grappling with this.
It's the thot that counts
The second hand shop
She was a real catch, her name was Annete
Give me your best golf/pirate puns. All I can think of is High Tees (high seas) or something about a hook.
He lost all his first hand experience.
Because he can neverland.
Howβs the fission, John?
>!The second hand store.!<
At the second hand store
He got it from a second-hand store
The second hand store
At a second hand store.
From the second hand store.
A second hand store.
From the second hand store
From a second hand store
The second hand shop
At a second-hand store
