Why do cows have hoofs instead of feet?
Because they lactose.
Edit: There seem to be a lot of lactose intolerant people around, I'm getting mad cownvoted.. Maybe posting here a udder mistake.
I was just offered a chance to fly to South America to adopt a hoofed mammal.
Hoof Hearted
Ice Melted
(best if read outloud)
My horse has to go to therapy...
What subject did the cow take in school?
Cowculus
(I love my dad, always has the best jokes ever)
Where do you find a cow with no legs?
It's so depressing working on a horse ranch.
I'm surrounded by neigh-sayers.
Why did the farmer withdraw from the cow race?
Jews can’t eat pork, that must be why they didn’t like Jesus.
Why do people say goats are Satanic
When its really those sheep that are baaaaad.
A butcher tried to charge me €575 for 8 venison legs.
I thought it was just two deer.
I had to hoof it back up a few blocks to take this picture.
What did the horse say after it tripped?
Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup!
The ultimate dadjoke. My toddlers believe that on 3 king’s day (along with bringing gifts) the camels severely screw up our home. I put muddy hoof prints throughout, upend the plants, knock over the tree, tear apart fruit, etc.
This year Was a symphony! We had aunts, and two grandmas join in for a seriously epic camel disaster for the kids to discover tomorrow. Feeling proud of my dad skills.
Photos here:
https://imgur.com/gallery/b8sILu3
Edit: the oldest is 5. We celebrated a day early so their aunt could be here. The real 3 kings day is tomorrow. Don’t tell the wise men!
Wanna hear a dirty joke?
A horse fell in the mud.
Wanna hear a clean joke?
It rained.
Why do you never see a homeless horse?
They've got stable housing
Why can't horses sing very well?
Because they sound too neigh-sally!
There’s been a lot of cow jokes on here recently
But I’ve herd them all beefore
What did the horse go as on Halloween?
If you see an animation of a horse..
.. don't look at its teeth.. You should know you don't look a GIF horse in the mouth.
I asked my son if he wanted to be a cowboy.
He said he was happy as a human boy.
Why don’t cows have real feet
why was the fbi after the cow?
Because it was on the Mooooooove
Why do cows have hoofs, and not feet?
What kinds of theater do cows enjoy?
What do you call horses with great vision?
See-horses.
But then what do you call horses that can’t make up their minds?
See-saw-horses.
What’s a pigs favorite karate move?
What lunch meat is made from a pigs shin?
its difficult to advance initiatives among horses.
they seem to always elect "nay".
A couple of oxen were happy as could be while pulling a cart.
Why did the horse hurry out of the stables?
He didn’t want to be stalled.
I was rushed to the ER last night after I swallowed 8 plastic horses.
They said my condition is stable.
Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs?
Because the cow has the udder
My favorite job was at the glue factory.
All the employees really bonded well.
I asked my friend if it’s normal to talk to horses.
Had girlfriend actually audibly groan at this one..
We were watching the latest episode of The Ultimatum and at one point this horse makes some noise during one of the couples’ discussions and I said “looks like they have some neighsayers..”
What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off to school?
What did the momma cow say to her baby?
If in an earthquake, take shelter with a horse.
Their houses are always stable.
Cows can't keep secrets.
You tell one, pretty soon they all herd.
It's a bunch of bull, really.
Why don't cows wear flip flops?
Greatest name of a race horse ever
Hoof Hearted
Look it up. I can’t post the link but you’ll love it
Why do cows have hoofs instead of feet?
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Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
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