If honey bees make honey what kind of bees make milk?
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Have you heard how the guy who was stealing honey from bees got caught?
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︎ May 12 2022
Turns out, a lot of bees would rather die than share their honey.
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︎ May 06 2022
A guy tried to sell me illegal bees to make free honey.
I said no because I knew it was a sting operation.
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︎ Feb 22 2022
What kind of Bees produce milk instead of honey?
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︎ Oct 24 2019
What do you call the spirits of honey bees?
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︎ Jan 31 2020
It's amazing that cops don't raise honey bees on the side.
They're experts at sting operations.
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︎ Jul 09 2019
What did Austin Powers say when he suddenly remembered where bees put their honey?
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︎ Jun 06 2020
You know the worst part about being allergic to bees and loving honey?
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︎ Aug 20 2018
Bees hair are sticky because they use a honey comb
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︎ Aug 31 2019
The other day I escaped from a honey bee prison, but I had an allergic reaction.
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︎ Oct 23 2022
When your girlfriend comes home in a white suit, covered in bee stings and smelling like honey
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what do you call a bee that stole its own honey?
Because it was banger.
This is my childs joke. After she said this she said ,' Now send it to all your friends' Silly young daughter.
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︎ Jun 11 2022
"Honey, who might bee at the front door?"
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︎ Oct 04 2020
What sort of bee produces milk in stead of honey?
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︎ Apr 15 2022
Bee careful, this one is extra punny
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In France, when the honey bee revolution began they broke out a tiny little guillotine for the Queen...but she laughed in their faces.
No matter how much they tried, the guillotine wouldn't work. When the chief executioner examined the situation it was clear why, she had already been "bee-headed"
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︎ Apr 18 2020
I just couldn't bee-lieve Honey never expires
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︎ Jun 07 2019
What member of the bee family makes the best Honey?
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︎ May 25 2019
Just buzz off....π
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︎ Sep 29 2021
A man walks into a pet store and asks for a dozen bees.
The clerk carefully counts 13 bees out onto the counter.
βThatβs one too many!β says the customer.
The clerk replies βItβs a freebieβ.
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︎ Feb 25 2022
In class we were talking about the Russian honey bee
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︎ Nov 16 2017
Did you hear about the up-and-coming honey bee?
I heard heβs gonna breakout in hives.
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︎ Jul 22 2018
A bee wanted to spruce up honey.
A bee decided he was over the typical honey he'd been eating so he went to a Mexican restaurant for some culinary advice. When he returned, he made up his new secret dish for his bee friends. Feeling nosy, the other bees asked, "tThis honey is delicious! What's in this?!" The chef bee exclaimed, "It's nacho beeswax!".
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Did you know that bees are actually allergic to pollen?
They break out in hives.
Edit: Saying they develop hives would also be a suitable punch line.
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What do you call a beehive without an exit?
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What Did the Bee Say to His Wife ?
What did the Bee say to his wife, when he left for work ?
Bye Honey π―
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︎ Oct 09 2022
Elon Mask everyone
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︎ Aug 04 2019
God initially planned to use wasps to make honey.
But in the end, he went with plan Bee.
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︎ Feb 09 2022
I went to the beekeeper and asked for 12 bees, he gave me 13...
That's a free-bee be said.
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︎ Sep 28 2020
Bees are different all over the world
For example, Canadian bees make honey and USBs go into computers
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︎ May 12 2022
Did you know male bees die after mating?
I guess it's HONEY..NUT..CHEERIO..
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What is the difference between a bee and a recalcitrant donkey?
The bee makes the honey and the donkey takes the whacks.
(This would be better heard than read)
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︎ May 06 2022
Buzz him in!
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︎ Mar 31 2019
Which insect smells the best?
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︎ Jan 27 2020
Bees in Trouble
What do bees do to get out of a recession?
They bring honey to bear.
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︎ Nov 24 2021
What did the bee say when he returned to the hive?
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︎ Apr 11 2015
So regular bees make honey, but what type of bees make milk?
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What kind of bees make milk instead of honey? ππ―
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︎ Nov 11 2019
What kind of bees make milk instead of honey?
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︎ May 12 2019
What do you call bees that make milk instead of honey?
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︎ Feb 26 2019
What kind of bees make milk instead of honey?
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︎ Sep 17 2017
When your girlfriend comes home in a white suit, covered in bee stings and smelling like honey.
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︎ May 08 2022
When your gf/bf comes home in a white suit, covered in bee stings & smelling like honeyβ¦
β¦you know he/sheβs a keeper.
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︎ May 24 2022
If a honey bee makes honey, what kind of a bee makes milk?
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︎ Jan 17 2017
What kind of bee makes milk instead of honey?
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