If honey bees make honey what kind of bees make milk?

Boo bees

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πŸ‘€︎ u/taigeis_bhlasta
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2022
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Have you heard how the guy who was stealing honey from bees got caught?

It was a sting

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Melly-Mang
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2022
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Turns out, a lot of bees would rather die than share their honey.

Why are they so stingy?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the1nonlyevilelmo
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2022
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A guy tried to sell me illegal bees to make free honey.

I said no because I knew it was a sting operation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TimePickle3965
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2022
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What kind of Bees produce milk instead of honey?

Boobies

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πŸ‘€︎ u/murlockerLOL
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2019
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What do you call the spirits of honey bees?

Boo-bees

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2020
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It's amazing that cops don't raise honey bees on the side.

They're experts at sting operations.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeFas
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2019
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What did Austin Powers say when he suddenly remembered where bees put their honey?

β€œOh! Bee hive!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/memphishayes
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2020
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You know the worst part about being allergic to bees and loving honey?

Breaking into hives

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chrisazy
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2018
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Bees hair are sticky because they use a honey comb
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RobotSwen
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2019
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The other day I escaped from a honey bee prison, but I had an allergic reaction.

I broke out in hives.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Matttized
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2022
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When your girlfriend comes home in a white suit, covered in bee stings and smelling like honey

you know she's a keeper

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sigurlion
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2022
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what do you call a bee that stole its own honey?

Because it was banger.

This is my childs joke. After she said this she said ,' Now send it to all your friends' Silly young daughter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Training-Luck-680
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2022
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"Honey, who might bee at the front door?"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Banoooooooo
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2020
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What sort of bee produces milk in stead of honey?

A Boo Bee

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hemisphere-1
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2022
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Bee careful, this one is extra punny
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Prime_235711
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2022
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In France, when the honey bee revolution began they broke out a tiny little guillotine for the Queen...but she laughed in their faces.

No matter how much they tried, the guillotine wouldn't work. When the chief executioner examined the situation it was clear why, she had already been "bee-headed"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ridik_ulass
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2020
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I just couldn't bee-lieve Honey never expires
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Oneguy4
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2019
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What member of the bee family makes the best Honey?

The Bee’s Niece

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πŸ“…︎ May 25 2019
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Just buzz off....🐝
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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2021
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A man walks into a pet store and asks for a dozen bees.

The clerk carefully counts 13 bees out onto the counter.

β€œThat’s one too many!” says the customer.

The clerk replies β€œIt’s a freebie”.

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In class we were talking about the Russian honey bee

I said hey it's a KGBee

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πŸ‘€︎ u/btine75
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2017
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Did you hear about the up-and-coming honey bee?

I heard he’s gonna breakout in hives.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sublime50lbc
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2018
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A bee wanted to spruce up honey.

A bee decided he was over the typical honey he'd been eating so he went to a Mexican restaurant for some culinary advice. When he returned, he made up his new secret dish for his bee friends. Feeling nosy, the other bees asked, "tThis honey is delicious! What's in this?!" The chef bee exclaimed, "It's nacho beeswax!".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jrfitzny
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2016
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Did you know that bees are actually allergic to pollen?

They break out in hives.

Edit: Saying they develop hives would also be a suitable punch line.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/major_herb
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2021
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What do you call a beehive without an exit?

Unbeeleaveable!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cereal-killer6
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2022
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What Did the Bee Say to His Wife ?

What did the Bee say to his wife, when he left for work ?

Bye Honey 🍯

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BLKMALE-NYC
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2022
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Elon Mask everyone
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πŸ‘€︎ u/NiisanSein
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2019
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God initially planned to use wasps to make honey.

But in the end, he went with plan Bee.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Raydenx1
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2022
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I went to the beekeeper and asked for 12 bees, he gave me 13...

That's a free-bee be said.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Everisfunny
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2020
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Bees are different all over the world

For example, Canadian bees make honey and USBs go into computers

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πŸ‘€︎ u/1Tph1
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2022
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Did you know male bees die after mating?

I guess it's HONEY..NUT..CHEERIO..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/emailmykey
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2022
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What is the difference between a bee and a recalcitrant donkey?

The bee makes the honey and the donkey takes the whacks.

(This would be better heard than read)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/legitsnit
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2022
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Buzz him in!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/heusenleo
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2019
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Which insect smells the best?

Deodor-ant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PotBuzz
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2020
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Bees in Trouble

What do bees do to get out of a recession?

They bring honey to bear.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mindless_Fee_4062
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2021
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What did the bee say when he returned to the hive?

Hi Honey, I'm home!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cocopops029
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2015
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So regular bees make honey, but what type of bees make milk?

Boo-bees.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ToniofhouseStark
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2020
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What kind of bees make milk instead of honey? 🐝🍯

Boobies

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πŸ‘€︎ u/randomestredditor
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2019
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What kind of bees make milk instead of honey?

Boobees.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Naiphe
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2019
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What do you call bees that make milk instead of honey?

... Boobies

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HikerSethT
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2019
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What kind of bees make milk instead of honey?

Boo-beez

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dothepropellor
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2017
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When your girlfriend comes home in a white suit, covered in bee stings and smelling like honey.

You know she's a keeper.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Storm-LIT
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2022
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When your gf/bf comes home in a white suit, covered in bee stings & smelling like honey…

…you know he/she’s a keeper.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TearsOfAClown9_
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2022
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If a honey bee makes honey, what kind of a bee makes milk?

A Boo bee

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MeAndMyHobo
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2017
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What kind of bee makes milk instead of honey?

A boobie!

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