She moaned "you're making me whet!"
What does that mean?
I love foreign axe scents.
A-flat miner.
Horning
Friend: Text me when you have time.
Me: When you have time.
Friend: ...
My wife and I were enjoying coffee this morning when I asked her what kind it was. My daughter said "It's hazelnut coffee! Right, Mommy?" My wife said "No. Way off." To which my daughter replied "Way off coffee?"
After getting back from a long weekend getaway, my wife was trying to get some ice out of the freezer, but it was all stuck together.
Her: Babe? Can you break up the ice?
Me (leaning my head into the freezer): So... what do you do for a living?
Her: What? ... Ohhhhh...
I grinned and self-high-fived.
I really need to hone my skills.
It took a long time, but she finally honed her Kraft.
I really need to hone them.
E.T. hone foam.
He was supposedly calling his sister when I interrupted him.
As I went to ask him about something, he said...
"What do you want? I'm using the tel-loaf-hone!!"
