A list of puns related to "Hole Card"
So, I sent him a 'Get Well Soon' card.
Dad joked the deli clerk today. I handed her our punch card, you know the ones where you get your 11th meal free after 10 hole punches.
Clerk: (remarking at the previous poorly punched holes) I hate when they half-punch the holes.
Me: that's pretty hard to do considering it's a whole puncher.
Golfing with my dad, hit a nice shot that rolls just by the hole.
Me: Missed that one by a hair!
Dad: I don't see any rabbits out here.
He thinks he's hilarious. Follows it up by showing me a birthday card he received earlier that day which was his "inspiration" The card shows a gray rabbit on the front, inside it says: another year, another gray hare.
Killin me
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