A list of puns related to "Shuffle Card"
...but it was no big deal.
My friend asked what was wrong. I said "I just can't deal, man"
My cousin just started his job at a dealership. I met him at the bar afterwork. Him and a couple of his friends were playing rummy when I arrived. It soon became his turn to shuffle and deal. After he dealt out the hands, he showed me his cards since I wasn't playing.
Cousin: "I dealt out a terrible hand."
Me: "That you did. Good thing you don't work at a dealership."
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