Why don’t vampires play poker?

They are afraid of the stakes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kilographix
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2021
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Know why they don't play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs >.>

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PHDIKOULAS
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2021
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I once watched a couple of cows smoke weed and play poker

I guess the steaks were pretty high

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2021
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Why shouldn’t you play poker with a plumber?

A good flush will beat a full house every time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rhox1989
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2021
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Why don’t they play poker in the savanna?

There’s too many cheetahs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/H8spants
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2020
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It’s not wrong to play Poker,

as long as it doesn’t get out of hand.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dubaidadjokes
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2020
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What do you call it when a teacher watches his class as they take a test and plays online poker at the same time?

Proctor & Gamble

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πŸ‘€︎ u/weird_al_yankee
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2020
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From my wife while watching Kardashians play poker.

"I think it's not fair for people with botox to play poker." I married right.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Iloukine
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2020
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why cant you play poker in a jungle

theres to many cheetas

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BiscuitWharf8
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2019
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Queen Elizabeth only plays poker on the toilet.

That's because she's guaranteed a royal flush.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeFas
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2019
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What does the Cattle Rancher say when he plays Poker and goes All In?

I'm raising the steaks!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/9ine0ne0ne
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2019
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I used to ask my wife if she wanted to play poker..

She always looked at me weird when I started to poke her.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Atmouspheric
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2019
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How does am armless man play poker?

With a chip on his shoulder.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TraditionSmashed
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2019
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Why don’t you play poker on a ranch?

That’s where they raise the steaks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Knight499
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2018
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It's exciting to play poker with cattle farmers...

...because they are always raising the steaks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Joesdad65
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2018
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Taught my dad to play poker.

Don't let me see your hand dad.

But I can see both of yours?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cleverley1986
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2018
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Why don't you play poker with a hardware store owner?

because they are flush with spades

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThrashAndBurn1
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2018
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Why can't you play poker in the jungle ?

Too many cheetahs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Geekfreshier
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2021
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Why shouldn't you play poker in the serengeti?

Too many cheetahs!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BackgroundCow8631
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2021
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Why don't people play poker in the jungle

There's too many cheetahs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lolawolf127
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2021
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Why don’t cats play poker in Africa?

Too many cheetahs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GingerStorm83
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2020
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Why don’t wild cats play Poker?

Too many Cheetahs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gnatrually
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2020
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Why don't they play any poker in the jungle?

To many cheetahs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Burn_Stick
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2020
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Why don't cats play poker in the Savannah?

Too many cheetahs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CannaBrained
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2020
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Why can’t you play poker in the jungle?

There are too many cheetahs

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2019
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Why cant you play poker in the jungle ?

Too many cheetahs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bhshjs
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2018
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Why can't you play poker in the jungle?

There are to many cheetahs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Longjumping_Pie
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2019
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Why don't they play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_OneTonSoup
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2019
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Why don't they play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs.

Thanks dad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gabetheburger
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2019
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Why can't you play poker on the African Savanna?

There's too many cheetahs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SteelApple
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2017
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What shouldn't you play poker with cats?

Too many cheetahs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Daxos157
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2017
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Why don't they play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Femigogue
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2016
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