Why don’t vampires play poker?

They are afraid of the stakes

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/kilographix
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 02 2021
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Know why they don't play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs >.>

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/PHDIKOULAS
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 31 2021
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I once watched a couple of cows smoke weed and play poker

I guess the steaks were pretty high

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Durty_Rick_Sanchez
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 03 2021
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Why shouldn’t you play poker with a plumber?

A good flush will beat a full house every time.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Rhox1989
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 12 2021
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Why don’t they play poker in the savanna?

There’s too many cheetahs.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/H8spants
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 18 2020
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It’s not wrong to play Poker,

as long as it doesn’t get out of hand.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/dubaidadjokes
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 23 2020
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What do you call it when a teacher watches his class as they take a test and plays online poker at the same time?

Proctor & Gamble

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/weird_al_yankee
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 08 2020
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From my wife while watching Kardashians play poker.

"I think it's not fair for people with botox to play poker." I married right.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Iloukine
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 20 2020
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why cant you play poker in a jungle

theres to many cheetas

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/BiscuitWharf8
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 04 2019
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Queen Elizabeth only plays poker on the toilet.

That's because she's guaranteed a royal flush.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/JoeFas
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 01 2019
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What does the Cattle Rancher say when he plays Poker and goes All In?

I'm raising the steaks!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/9ine0ne0ne
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 16 2019
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I used to ask my wife if she wanted to play poker..

She always looked at me weird when I started to poke her.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Atmouspheric
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 17 2019
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How does am armless man play poker?

With a chip on his shoulder.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TraditionSmashed
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 03 2019
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Why don’t you play poker on a ranch?

That’s where they raise the steaks.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Knight499
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 24 2018
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It's exciting to play poker with cattle farmers...

...because they are always raising the steaks.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Joesdad65
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 09 2018
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Taught my dad to play poker.

Don't let me see your hand dad.

But I can see both of yours?

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/cleverley1986
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 28 2018
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Why don't you play poker with a hardware store owner?

because they are flush with spades

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ThrashAndBurn1
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 23 2018
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Why can't you play poker in the jungle ?

Too many cheetahs

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Geekfreshier
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 07 2021
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Why shouldn't you play poker in the serengeti?

Too many cheetahs!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/BackgroundCow8631
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 05 2021
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Why don't people play poker in the jungle

There's too many cheetahs

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/lolawolf127
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 07 2021
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Why don’t cats play poker in Africa?

Too many cheetahs.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/GingerStorm83
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 30 2020
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Why don’t wild cats play Poker?

Too many Cheetahs

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Gnatrually
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 31 2020
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Why don't they play any poker in the jungle?

To many cheetahs

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Burn_Stick
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 07 2020
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Why don't cats play poker in the Savannah?

Too many cheetahs

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/CannaBrained
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 18 2020
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Why can’t you play poker in the jungle?

There are too many cheetahs

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mediocre_homosapien
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 01 2019
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Why cant you play poker in the jungle ?

Too many cheetahs

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/bhshjs
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 09 2018
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Why can't you play poker in the jungle?

There are to many cheetahs

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Longjumping_Pie
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 25 2019
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Why don't they play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/_OneTonSoup
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 21 2019
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Why don't they play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs.

Thanks dad.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/gabetheburger
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 18 2019
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Why can't you play poker on the African Savanna?

There's too many cheetahs.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SteelApple
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 20 2017
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What shouldn't you play poker with cats?

Too many cheetahs.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Daxos157
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 19 2017
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Why don't they play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Femigogue
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