Why donβt vampires play poker?
They are afraid of the stakes
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︎ May 02 2021
Know why they don't play poker in the jungle?
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︎ May 31 2021
I once watched a couple of cows smoke weed and play poker
I guess the steaks were pretty high
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︎ Feb 03 2021
Why shouldnβt you play poker with a plumber?
A good flush will beat a full house every time.
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︎ Jan 12 2021
Why donβt they play poker in the savanna?
Thereβs too many cheetahs.
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︎ Dec 18 2020
Itβs not wrong to play Poker,
as long as it doesnβt get out of hand.
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︎ Oct 23 2020
What do you call it when a teacher watches his class as they take a test and plays online poker at the same time?
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︎ Oct 08 2020
From my wife while watching Kardashians play poker.
"I think it's not fair for people with botox to play poker."
I married right.
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︎ Mar 20 2020
why cant you play poker in a jungle
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︎ Dec 04 2019
Queen Elizabeth only plays poker on the toilet.
That's because she's guaranteed a royal flush.
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︎ Dec 01 2019
What does the Cattle Rancher say when he plays Poker and goes All In?
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︎ May 16 2019
I used to ask my wife if she wanted to play poker..
She always looked at me weird when I started to poke her.
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︎ Jun 17 2019
How does am armless man play poker?
With a chip on his shoulder.
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︎ May 03 2019
Why donβt you play poker on a ranch?
Thatβs where they raise the steaks.
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︎ Mar 24 2018
It's exciting to play poker with cattle farmers...
...because they are always raising the steaks.
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︎ Oct 09 2018
Taught my dad to play poker.
Don't let me see your hand dad.
But I can see both of yours?
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︎ Apr 28 2018
Why don't you play poker with a hardware store owner?
because they are flush with spades
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︎ Jan 23 2018
Why can't you play poker in the jungle ?
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︎ Apr 07 2021
Why shouldn't you play poker in the serengeti?
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︎ May 05 2021
Why don't people play poker in the jungle
There's too many cheetahs
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︎ Apr 07 2021
Why donβt cats play poker in Africa?
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︎ Jun 30 2020
Why donβt wild cats play Poker?
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︎ Jul 31 2020
Why don't they play any poker in the jungle?
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︎ Jan 07 2020
Why don't cats play poker in the Savannah?
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︎ Feb 18 2020
Why canβt you play poker in the jungle?
There are too many cheetahs
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︎ Jul 01 2019
Why cant you play poker in the jungle ?
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︎ Nov 09 2018
Why can't you play poker in the jungle?
There are to many cheetahs
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︎ Jul 25 2019
Why don't they play poker in the jungle?
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︎ May 21 2019
Why don't they play poker in the jungle?
Too many cheetahs.
Thanks dad.
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︎ Jun 18 2019
Why can't you play poker on the African Savanna?
There's too many cheetahs.
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︎ Mar 20 2017
What shouldn't you play poker with cats?
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︎ Aug 19 2017
Why don't they play poker in the jungle?
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︎ Nov 07 2016
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