Hispanicized Puns

A Roma!

For hispanic attacks

….so his doctor gave him medication for Hispanic attacks.

For Hispanic attacks

Does he avacado? Because If not you should let that mango

The police said "That's a loco motive."

In the bushes, outside the window.

So let's say I'm looking for my keys. Where are they, I don't know, I can't find them. So I say to my wife (we're both non-hispanic white people from Arizona with constant Spanish immersion enough to pick some up some of the language):

Donde estan mis llaves? (Where are my keys?) Aqui! Aqui! (Here! Here!)

The dadjoke part of this is that Aqui sounds like 'A Key'.

Gets a groan every time!

It’s for Hispanic attacks

For hispanic attacks

It’s for Hispanic attacks.

For Hispanic attacks