High Tension Puns

A list of puns related to "High Tension"

We were running low on spices in the kitchen. Tensions were high, and the head chef told me if I made another mistake…

It would be the last thyme.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Revolutionary-Doge
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2022
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Tensions were high, and the dictator started his discourse by saying: "Indeed, I do have sex for money"

That was it, whore had been declared.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CookieGamerBR
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2021
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Made my brother-in-law throw an egg at me:

We're oddly competetive about our omlette-making abilities, so tensions were already high.

Him, attempting to flip an omlette:

"Damn, it folded"

Me:

"Y'know, omlette this one slide, but you better step it up"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Soggy_Chewbacca
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2016
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My friends aren't talking to me anymore.

Friend 1: He was electrocuted by playing with high tension wires. Friend 2: Oh my god. I wonder how much that would hurt. Me: He was probably in shock... Friend 1+2 glare

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MolassesBrown
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2015
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