I'm heartbroken since my Dog was stolen last week from our yard.

Police haven't found any leads yet.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
๐Ÿ“…︎ Aug 02 2020
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I'm heartbroken. The Wife broke up with me because of my chronic gambling issues.

.. Desperate to win her back.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 25 2020
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I just caught my son googling porn web sites, and Iโ€™m completely heartbroken.

We are strictly a Bing family.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/porichoygupto
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 27 2018
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Iโ€™m heartbroken that I lost a bucket of sand, silt, and gravel.

It was of great sedimentary value.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/porichoygupto
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 04 2019
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Itโ€™s very rare that a defibrillator fails.

But when it does, no one is shocked.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/stinkerhubbin
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 26 2020
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Kids just donโ€™t appreciate dad jokes.

12 year oldโ€™s fishing on a video game. I asked if he was fishing for something specific. He said no. I said โ€œSo youโ€™re just fishing for the halibut?โ€

He just shook his head sadly. Kid doesnโ€™t know what heโ€™s missing. Iโ€™m freaking hilarious!

Follow up: I told him I was heartbroken that he didnโ€™t like my joke. He said it was too cheesy. I said it may be fishy but it certainly wasnโ€™t cheesy.

Sometimes itโ€™s mom that has the best dad joke.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/tinkchen1
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 06 2018
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