I'm heartbroken since my Dog was stolen last week from our yard.

Police haven't found any leads yet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2020
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I'm heartbroken. The Wife broke up with me because of my chronic gambling issues.

.. Desperate to win her back.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2020
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I just caught my son googling porn web sites, and I’m completely heartbroken.

We are strictly a Bing family.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2018
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I’m heartbroken that I lost a bucket of sand, silt, and gravel.

It was of great sedimentary value.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2019
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It’s very rare that a defibrillator fails.

But when it does, no one is shocked.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stinkerhubbin
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2020
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Kids just don’t appreciate dad jokes.

12 year old’s fishing on a video game. I asked if he was fishing for something specific. He said no. I said β€œSo you’re just fishing for the halibut?”

He just shook his head sadly. Kid doesn’t know what he’s missing. I’m freaking hilarious!

Follow up: I told him I was heartbroken that he didn’t like my joke. He said it was too cheesy. I said it may be fishy but it certainly wasn’t cheesy.

Sometimes it’s mom that has the best dad joke.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tinkchen1
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2018
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