Heartbreaking Puns

A list of puns related to "Heartbreaking"

To the water in my spray bottle:

You will be mist.

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👤︎ u/TheSentientMeatbag
📅︎ Jan 22 2020
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I stole a Heartbreakers album when I was younger.

I got arrested for Petty theft

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👤︎ u/One_Nine_Three_Eight
📅︎ Mar 28 2016
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Guitarra's heartbreak medium.com/@kyle_freeman/…
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👤︎ u/Kyle_QueTerror
📅︎ May 30 2016
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I ran into my kid’s teacher outside of school today.

It was heartbreaking, she was working at her second job. It’s depressing that teachers are so underpaid and unappreciated. So I gave her an extra $50 for the lap dance.

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👤︎ u/AlabamaMayan
📅︎ Oct 28 2019
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