Health And Safety Puns

A list of puns related to "Health And Safety"

I failed a health and safety course yesterday. One of the questions was β€˜in the event of a fire, what steps would you take?’

β€˜Large ones’ was apparently the wrong answer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pheebsbrown
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2019
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My boss dropped this one at our team meeting.

We have a 10 minute safety/health segment before each meeting, and one of the suggestions in the presentation was to reduce alcohol intake.

My boss, about a colleague who loves his drink but recently had liver issues -

"Yeah, Dave doesn't drink anymore...he just doesn't drink any less." WINK

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Haskens
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2015
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