You know, out West they're started to ban those big round bales of hay you see in that field over there..
.... The cows aren't getting three square meals a day.
(Also, to those who tell dad jokes at every opportunity, I really appreciate you. As a person who grew up without the joy of a pops embarrassing me with terrible jokes, I was always bewildered by the stereotype. Recently though, I've been taking a microeconomics course I was dreading having to take and my professor has "big econ dad" energy. There's a joke every few minutes in his lectures and they give me the energy to keep going. You are appreciated. Even if your kids, spouse, partner, friends, strangers groan at you, undoubtedly someone out there really appreciates your goofiness).
From my 5-year-old son: "Hey"
True story; it even happened last night. My 5-year-old son walks up behind me and out of the blue says, "hey."
I turn to him and say, "yeah, kiddo? What's up?"
He responds, "it's dead grass."
I'm really confused and trying to figure out what's wrong and what he wants from me. "What? There's dead grass? What's wrong with that?"
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He says, totally straight-faced, "hay is dead grass," and runs off.
I'm making a new documentary about hay-fever, called 'My Nose.'
My Nose will be streaming soon.
Straw. Straw. Straw. Straw. Straw. Straw. Straw. Straw. Straw. Straw. Straw. Straw. Straw. Straw. Straw. Straw. Straw. Straw. Straw. Straw. Straw. Straw. Straw. Straw. Straw. Straw. Straw. Straw. Straw. Straw. Straw. Straw. Straw. Straw. Straw. Straw. Straw. Straw. Straw. Straw. Straw. That's it.
Not mine but hay, its still pretty good
You know those big round bales of hay? they are illegal in Wyoming...
Yeah, It turns out that the animals weren't getting a square meal.
What did the dying cowboy say right before he shuffled off his mortal coil?
Being a scarecrow isn't for everyone.
Butt hay, it's in my jeans.
How do Farmers greet their cows?
Hay bales for sale. Good price, under a buck.
Made from whole hay (Made by Vincent Trinidad)
My daughter wants a horse...
But first we need a stable income.
A man was admitted to the hospital for horses in him
Spotted at the county fair. He's probably part of the Hay-waymen
People who identify as hay can now get married.
They just have to find a bale bondsman.
A farmer’s convict son was supposed to be helping him with the chores. When he looked behind the barn, his son was asleep on the hay.
My boss is making me dig through a stack of hay bare-handed to look for anything that shouldn’t be there. I suspect he dropped his wedding ring while having an affair with the new girl he hired in the pile and now he is desperate to hide the evidence from his wife who might be on to him.
But I’m just grasping at straws here.
What did the farmer say when he found out that his tractor was missing?
What's a bale of hay's favourite fruit?
I've had enough of people stealing my hay...
Some guy on a tractor keeps driving past my house shouting, “THE END IS NIGH!!! THE END IS NIGH!!!”
It might be farmer Geddon.
Did you hear about the guy who got arrested for stealing hay?
I arrested some hay after it pricked my finger, but I've heard it left the country
This wouldn't have happened if judge had set a higher bale.
They recently banned cylindrical hay bales in North Dakota
The legislature was worried that that the cows weren't getting a square meal
I have hay-fever at the moment
Passed a farm with a sign that said "selling hay", but there was noone there
They might get more business selling "hello's" or "hi's"
What do scarecrows say at the end of their prayers?
I know a man who makes horse feed while his child polishes shoes
He makes hay while the son shines.
I recently heard that the agriculture industry will be discontinuing baling hay in big rolls
The livestock can’t get a square meal!
My horse has insomnia and keeps everyone awake
(OC) Why do magicians not use horses in their acts?
Because they aren’t just difficult, they are neigh impossible!
A guy I knew tried to steal some hay but he got caught and was sent to prison.
I like to combine words like hay and maze to mayze
But when I swap for aces of spades, I'm trading Spaces
I was cutting hay today when all the workers left!
I don't know why they baled on me...
My friend asked if I would help him move hay on the farm the other day...
I didn’t want to so I bailed
Did you hear they made round hay bales illegal?
Cows weren't getting a square meal.
Did you see they made round bails of hay illegal in Wisconsin? It’s because the cows weren’t getting a square meal.
The fda has decided to outlaw the round hay bails.
It appears cows aren't getting a square meal.
Did you see they made round bails of hay illegal in Wisconsin?
It’s because the cows weren’t getting a square meal.
Did you hear about the guy that got arrested for stealing hay?
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