Hey There Puns

A list of puns related to "Hey There"

Me: Hey, Dad, is that a man standing next to an igloo over there?

Dad: It's just an Aleutian.

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👤︎ u/Rimfax
📅︎ Dec 30 2020
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A man sits down at a bar. After a moment, he hears a voice behind him say "Hey, that shirt looks great on you!" He turns around, and nobody is there. Confused, he asks the bartender, "Where did that voice come from?" The bartender says...

"Oh, it's the peanuts.

They're complimentary."

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👤︎ u/Elawn
📅︎ May 16 2020
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Dad: Hey son did you know that there was a kidnapping at a school today?

Son: What happened

Father: The teacher woke him up

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👤︎ u/belovedsalty
📅︎ Jun 12 2018
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Dad: Hey there Timmy do you know which month has 27 days?

Timmy: That's easy dad! February!!!

Dad: Haha! Wrong! THEY ALL DO!

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👤︎ u/-Xtabi-
📅︎ Dec 14 2019
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Hey! There’s hay in the road! v.redd.it/jss1e9ygnwh31
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👤︎ u/notsocasualobserver
📅︎ Aug 22 2019
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A boy climbed up onto his Dad's shoulders and started reciting numbers "1... 2... 3..." His father said "Hey! What are you doing? Get off of there..."

His son replied "Dad - don't let me down. I'm counting on you."

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👤︎ u/flumanchu
📅︎ Apr 17 2018
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Hey son, you see that silo over there? A man died there once.

He was trying to find a corner to pee in.

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👤︎ u/BobRoss_keepcrits
📅︎ Jun 20 2019
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Hey dad, there's an unpaid parking ticket next to you on the front seat

Dad: "Fine by me"

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👤︎ u/RCRadioCarbon
📅︎ Jul 09 2019
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Hey look there's a possum in the store!

"i don't see him, where?"

-he's right THERE.

"I still can't see him, must be... playing possum."

...other dad walking out with his kid cracks a smile.

I've made it boys. I'm a dad now. This isn't my best, but it was recognized by the international father brotherhood.

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👤︎ u/NobleBytes
📅︎ Jul 09 2019
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Hey dad when ocean waves get tired, is there a place they go to die?

Dad: sure.

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👤︎ u/Synisive
📅︎ Apr 03 2019
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There are two bugs. The fly says to the other one “hey bug on my back... are you a mite?”

Bug responds: “I mite be.”

Fly: “Stupidest Pun I Ever Heard”

Bug: “What do you expect... I made it up on the fly”

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👤︎ u/Doge_the_dogey
📅︎ Dec 23 2017
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Hey! See the cemetery we are passing now? Well, the man who invented the crossword is actually buried there...

... his grave is 3 down and 7 across!

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👤︎ u/MarcusBondi
📅︎ Sep 02 2015
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A man walks into a bar with his pet giraffe, the barman asks what he can get them and the man orders a pint for himself and 20 shots for the giraffe, the giraffe necks all 20 shots and falls on the ground, the man goes to leave the bar and the barman says "HEY, you can't leave that lyin there!"

The man says "that's not a lion, that's a giraffe"

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👤︎ u/ChazyLamy
📅︎ May 23 2018
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Hey there! I am using WhatsApp.

Hi using WhatsApp. I'm dad.

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👤︎ u/itsVinay
📅︎ Jul 03 2018
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Hey babe! There are holes in all of your socks!

Wife: Really?? What the hell happened?

Me: They must have been made that way. How else would you be able to get your feet into them?

Wife: eyeroll

God I'm good!

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👤︎ u/thebestisyetocome
📅︎ Mar 02 2016
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Hey there son, whatcha got there?

>Hey there son, whatcha got there?

Soy milk.

>Hola milk, soy tu padre.

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👤︎ u/hgbleackley
📅︎ Nov 10 2014
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Hey, son, there's people outside!

Son: Where?

Dad: Everywhere.

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👤︎ u/timeslider
📅︎ Oct 29 2016
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"Hey Dad, what do you have there?"

"Hey Dad, what do you have there?"

"Oh, this here? It's a nunya."

"What's a nunya?"

"A nunya business, thats what."

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👤︎ u/tfaa018
📅︎ Aug 05 2013
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