Why couldn't Han and Leia produce more than one child?
They could only produce a Solo child.
Why do atheists own more cats than christians?
Because it’s illegal to own a Christian
It’s kind of sad that Christianity, Judaism, and Islam have been fighting each other for centuries.
Hindus, on the other hand, never had any beef.
I've just deleted all the German names off my pre owned iPhone..
Why do many Christians have cats?
Because most of them are Catholics.
Why did Han Solo refuse to let Chewbacca fly the Millennium Falcon?
Because he's still a Wookie.
Apparently Han broke off his friendship with Chewbacca...
Why can't some Christians be vegan?
They can't seem to stomach seitan.
Might be an old one that someone else's said but it made me chuckle.
I saw a really accurate cosplay of frozen Han Solo.
My friend who's a big Bon Jovi fan has recently converted to Christianity
Now he's always livin' on a prayer
Who stared as Han Solo in the Scandinavian remake of Star Wars?
What do you call a Greek Christian who marries into a Jewish family?
How do you unlock the Millennium Falcon?
What do you call the christian version of the A-Team?
What did Han Solo's Valentine to Leia say?
Her: "I have a confession...I used to be Christian. "
Me: " That doesn't bother me. "
Her: "Thats great... Because I'd much rather be known as Christine now."
My Christian wife got mad at me because adultery is a sin
But by god did I love thy neighbor
Why does Han Solo like gum so much?
What does Han Solo put in his cigarettes?
Luke Skywalker: I know what Han is getting for Christmas.
Leia: How did you figure that out?
Luke: I felt his presence.
I just thought of a name for a Christian ninja.
I swear I just thought of it, and I'm surprised I've never heard it before. Ready? Wait for iiiiiiiiiit...
John Claude Van Dang.
My German friend Hans got so drunk on American light beer we had to carry him to the truck to go home...
What is something a Christian kid plays?
What did han solo say after he tasted wookiee for the first time?
Not bad but a little chewie
If Mary is the mother of Jesus and Jesus is the lamb of God
Does that mean that Mary had a little lamb?
Pretty stoked it's the weekend! Gonna relax and get drunk hans style...
Not enough Christian furry cat puns around here.
Two chinese Christians are having a contest to see who can contact God the fastest. After one wins, the other looks at him and says
I heard Mike Tyson will be launching a Christian dedicated social media site.
He's calling it "Faithbook".
What do you call a Christian guy in drag?
Yes, I am Christian; no, I can't tell you more about it.
Only my wife gets to enjoy my missionary position.
I deleted all of the Germans I know out of my phone's contacts
What ir a Christian's favorite chord?
What did Han tell Luke about his dad?
Luke, I’m not your father, but your sister calls me daddy.
"Gloria in Excel sheets Deo"
Unlike Judaism, a ceremonial ritual for slaughtered food is not practiced in Christianity.
That's separation of church and steak.
My embarrassing hobby is covering the fifth letter of the alphabet in a thin layer of gold …
Kylo Ren: Dad, how did you get your own standalone movie?
Han: Ben, it's not a standalone movie. It's a Solo movie.
If we wanted evangelical Christians to take the pandemic as a serious threat...
... we should have called it the Quran-o-virus.
Islam, Judaism, and Christianity have been in conflict with each other for centuries.
Hindus, on the other hand, never had any beef.
Why didn’t Han Solo like his meal
Two chinese Christians are having a contest to see who can contact God the fastest. After one wins, the other looks at him and says
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