Haikai Puns

Estou pensando, o que não deveria, o que não poderia mudar (e essa é uma solução não invasiva. Mas sei que é apenas um pequeno pormenor, hoje em dia só me deixam oco. Caminhou pela ilha verificando cada pedaço, na esperança de que isso tudo passar era apenas sentir a vida em movimento.

Hoje eu não esqueci

De me arrepender amargamente

Por ainda lembrar de ti

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

Many don’t know that Cardano names have such deeper meaning.

Here’s a breakdown.

Cardano: The name of the Blockchain developed by IOG is named after Girolamo Cardan or Cardano. He was an Italian doctor and mathematician who is famed for his work Ars Magna which was the first Latin treatise devoted solely to algebra. He also made a living for a time gambling and once slashed a man in the face for suspected cheating. Don't ask this guy for his wallet recovery words..https://mathshistory.st-andrews.ac.uk/Biographies/Cardan/

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ADA and lovelace: The Native Token of Cardano, Ada, and its smallest unit of measure lovelace, comes from Ada Lovelace. She was born Ada Byron and later met Charles Babbage. Ada is often referred to as 'the first programmer'https://cardano.org/what-is-ada/

https://www.computerhistory.org/babbage/adalovelace/

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Ouroboros: The name of Cardano’s proof of stake consensus algorithm comes from both Egyptian and Norse folklore. Translated literally from Greek meaning “tail eater,” and depicted as a snake or dragon eating its own tail, Ouroboros often represents the circle of life.

https://cardano.org/ouroboros/

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ouroboros

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DJED: Cardano’s first stable coin also comes from an Egyptian name. Djed is the Egyptian symbol of stability, and looks a lot like a spine.https://dailyhodl.com/2021/07/17/cardano-creator-charles-hoskinson-unveils-details-on-crypto-project-djed/

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Djed#:~:text=The%20djed%2C%20an%20ancient%20Egyptian,backbone%20of%20the%20god%20Osiris.

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Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB

Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"

I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual

So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes

r/unclejokes for dirty jokes

r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC

r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes

Punchline !

Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub

Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat

Do your worst!

They were cooked in Greece.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.

But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"

Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

And now I’m cannelloni

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

But that’s comparing apples to oranges

And boy are my arms legs.

Heard they've been doing some shady business.

but then I remembered it was ground this morning.

Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale

Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments

BamBOO!

They’re on standbi

A play on words.

My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.

Pilot on me!!

Christopher Walken

Nothing, he was gladiator.

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

Or would that be too forward thinking?