I wrote a haiku...

Well, really, more like a pun, Leaving. A β€œbye-ku”

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I'm trying to compose my first haiku, but so far can only write one line.

Gotta start somewhere

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kseandoyle
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2020
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Most Haikus make sense, This haiku probably won't, Refrigerator.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PetitePlethora
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2019
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Would you like to hear my favorite haiku?

^coo

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πŸ“…︎ May 30 2019
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A Haiku in motion.....
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πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2017
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Proud of my punny haiku.

Saw this status on my friends Facebook page with a picture of his busted car window: "After yesterday's storm/flying treebranch. Awaiting the healing powers of the autoglass shaman. ". Someone else commented "if you put what you wrote into 3 lines, this makes a nice haiku"

I took that as a challenge. Here was the result:

Auto-glass shaman: The winds of change blew too hard. Can you heal my pane?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SolfeggeNerd
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2011
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I wrote a poem about overthrowing governments.

It was a Haiku D’etat.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2021
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Knock knock

Who’s there?

Hike

Hike who?

Knock knock joke haiku Confucius say β€œNo funny” Now joke is over

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πŸ“…︎ May 02 2021
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How do you know when it’s time to post your dad joke poetry?

Get a Haiku coo clock

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FoldaHolda
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2021
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I went to a restaurant last night and they had pelican on the menu.

I was going to order it but the bill would have been huge.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/omgitschriso
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2020
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Let’s just ignore the fact that would cause mass traffic
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This joke might or might not be funny.

This is a SchrΓΆ-zinger .

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LATROPSP
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2020
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I just love haikus.....but sometimes they dont make sense

Refrigerator

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2019
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Is this sub dead? imgur.com/a0Xi2iF
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πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2017
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I wrote a poem

Time to learn haiku Syllables? Five seven five? Fuck it i give up

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kleefish
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2020
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Japan's emporer.

Japan's emporer.
Deposed atop mount fuji.
That was a high coup.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2017
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When baby delights, and pitch of voice increases

We call this high coo.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2017
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Traditional Japanese poet smokes pot

He wanted to write haiku

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ivanthemute
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2019
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My timepiece hangs on the wall and recites short form poetry every hour on the hour.

It's a Haiku coo clock.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2019
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What do you call a

haiku of poor quality?

it is a low-ku

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πŸ‘€︎ u/good_life_pa
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2018
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What did the poet say to his girlfriend?

Haiku-tee

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2018
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How does a Japanese person get from A to B?

They Haiku

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2017
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The hidden puns of LexisNexis

Years ago I used to use a LexisNexis database of companies that would give corporate information like name, address, and general business description. While most of them were pretty bland, there were a bunch of them with some really cheesy puns, and over a few years I built quite a collection.

Today I share with you "NEXIS IS RIDICULOUS.txt":

  • Bucyrus International caters to those who mine their own business.
  • It would be logical for Mr. Spock to boldly go to Vulcan International for rubber products. He might even live long and prosper -- in comfortable shoes.
  • What do manufacturer Electro-Motive Diesel (EMD) and 1970s band Grand Funk Railroad have in common? They both want you to do the locomotion!
  • Peter Piper can pick more than a peck of peppers or pickles from B&G Foods.
  • Toray Plastics America could sing "foam, foam on the range, where the polyester and polypropylene materials are made" all day.
  • Break out the Tums, because things are awfully gassy over at Air Liquide America.
  • If a tree falls in a Weyerhaeuser forest, someone is there to hear it -- and he has a chainsaw.
  • Although not a pushover, you can walk all over Wilsonart International.
  • Here's a HEICO haiku: HEICO companies/ Providing for jet engines/ In flight or on land.
  • American Italian Pasta Company (AIPC) uses its noodle in many different ways.
  • The golf industry doesn't mind when Aldila gives it the shaft.
  • Rat-a-tat-tat and a ringa-ding-ding. What's that? Answer: The sounds emanating from Pearl, one of the world's foremost makers of drums and other percussion and musical instruments.
  • Saint-Gobain Ceramics & Plastics deals powders and crystal, but there's no need to call the cops.
  • Pamida Stores Operating Company offers more small-town values than a bandwagon of Republicans on the campaign trail.
  • Like a tight end, offshore drilling contractor Transocean dreams of going deep but doesn't mind eating a little mud.
  • Rittal me this, Batman!
  • Utility Trailer Manufacturing is spreading its own brand of reefer madness.
  • Who is the Fresh Prince of Sullair?
  • If GrafTech International were a bard, it could wax poetic in an ode to the electrode.
  • When it comes to adhesives and vibration control products, LORD knows.
  • You might say that Deere & Company enjoys its customers going to seed.
  • Pfizer pfabricates pfarmaceuticals pfor quite a pfew inpfirmities.
  • Stripping is OK at Spraylat.
  • Don't think Seton is
... keep reading on reddit ➑

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Seeking "Dads' Night Out"-themed party help

For the past three years I've held scavenger hunts to celebrate my birthday. This year I've decided on the theme, "Dads' Night Out." Examples of items on last year's (non-dad-themed) list: "Play red light/green light with at least three strangers," "Switch pants with a stranger," and "Haiku written by a bartender." All items require physical, photographic or video evidence. What are your ideas for dad-themed items or jokes I can fit in here and there? Any other ideas on how I can make this year the best year yet would be appreciated.

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