Poets Puns

A list of puns related to "Poets"

Why was the bad poet the best at taking role in prison?

Because when they have no prose all they can do is list cons.

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👤︎ u/Dr_Devious
📅︎ Mar 14 2021
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What did the poet say to Luke Skywalker?

Metaphors be with you.

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👤︎ u/P_Creative
📅︎ Nov 17 2020
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What did one Greek poet say to the other when he stepped on his toga?

Euripides!

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👤︎ u/Inchmahome
📅︎ Jun 25 2020
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What does a poet drink?

Rhyme and coke

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👤︎ u/TheGoldenDragoness10
📅︎ May 18 2020
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Why are poets widely appreciated and loved?

Because they’re a-muse-ing

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👤︎ u/hayleyshadowfighter
📅︎ Apr 07 2020
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Got the wife when she told me I'm a 'poet and didn't know it'

You mean an ignorhymus?

[Judging from my username, I think this might be OC]

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👤︎ u/Ignorhymus
📅︎ Mar 04 2020
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What do you call a drunk medieval poet?

Shakesbeer

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👤︎ u/BeanOfBirbs
📅︎ Jul 08 2019
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How does a dyslexic poet write?

Inverse.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 02 2019
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Traditional Japanese poet smokes pot

He wanted to write haiku

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👤︎ u/ivanthemute
📅︎ Oct 29 2019
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Why did the poet hire a security guard?

He didn't want his metaphors to be taken literally.

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👤︎ u/kungfujohnjon1
📅︎ May 26 2019
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Why was the amateur poet disqualified from the writing contest?

The contest was for prose only.

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👤︎ u/danwvining
📅︎ Mar 03 2019
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Did you hear about the cheesemonger who developed narcolepsy and became a poet?

He went from gouda to bed to verse.

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👤︎ u/liquidlightning325
📅︎ Dec 11 2018
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The poet said something offensive at yesterday's poetry slam.

I snapped.

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👤︎ u/numbgum
📅︎ Nov 15 2018
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I'm a poet and I didn't even know i was one
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👤︎ u/1stringham
📅︎ Jan 31 2018
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A poet decided to change his job

His friend told him to consider the prose and cons first

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👤︎ u/MrGold14
📅︎ Oct 04 2018
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What did the poet say to his girlfriend?

Haiku-tee

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👤︎ u/negan92
📅︎ Apr 20 2018
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You're a poet and you don't know it, but your feet show it,

Because they're long fellows.

My dad just busted that one out and the absurdity is killing me.

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👤︎ u/fanboat
📅︎ May 27 2016
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Which type of dog is the best poet?

A Weimar-rhymer.

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👤︎ u/Joey_the_Duck
📅︎ Nov 27 2017
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What did the insect poet say

To bee or not to bee

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👤︎ u/Buxman
📅︎ Nov 25 2017
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A backwards poet always

writes inverse

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👤︎ u/sweeza
📅︎ Dec 20 2015
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My 5 year old daughter to me: "Daddy, what do you call a poet who sneezes during a performance?"

"A hai-choo!"

She learns from the best ;-)

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👤︎ u/barscarsandguitars
📅︎ Jan 12 2016
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How does a backwards poet write?

Inverse

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👤︎ u/Access_Denied316
📅︎ Jul 09 2017
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