Apperantly, A ripoff of Gummibär that wants to kill you and your family and a bomb that is asexual have a baby 9 months later. Cursed, right? (ALSO I DO NOT EVEN HATE PORN)
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👤︎ u/StrFul
📅︎ Nov 19 2021
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Monkey D. Luffy vs. Gummibär

Who would win and why?

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📅︎ Nov 25 2021
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gummibär but in south park

I had absolutely no reason to do this, yet I did it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GREBCbj_lko

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👤︎ u/CherrySylv
📅︎ Dec 24 2021
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Thanks, I hate the old Gummibär Youtube Channel's name
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📅︎ Nov 28 2021
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Gummibär VS Crazy Frog: 3D european musical animal phenomenons (shut up I know November 13th passed) v.redd.it/1dyiilbvwkz71
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👤︎ u/tillerman2
📅︎ Nov 14 2021
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ICH BIN DEIN GUMMIBÄR v.redd.it/7sa42k5fcet61
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📅︎ Apr 15 2021
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Gummibär nooo😔😔😔😭😭😭
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👤︎ u/Gonzo637
📅︎ Jun 15 2021
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Crazy Frog vs Gummibär
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📅︎ Nov 13 2021
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Ich bin dein Gummibär v.redd.it/jdji2l8ifnt61
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📅︎ Apr 17 2021
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Mario Sings The Gummibär Song (Full) youtube.com/watch?v=wTOVW…
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📅︎ Jul 19 2021
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👤︎ u/liamf10
📅︎ Jul 25 2020
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Ich bin dien gummibär (30)
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📅︎ Sep 11 2020
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ich bin ein gummibär 🤤
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👤︎ u/kypello
📅︎ Feb 06 2021
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Mario Sings The Gummibär Song (Full) youtube.com/watch?v=wTOVW…
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📅︎ Jul 19 2021
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#StuffedNachos - The Gummibär Game youtu.be/7fIuOWJ7WrA
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📅︎ Apr 10 2021
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Morrissey joined Gummibär 😈🔥🥶💪💯 v.redd.it/23zqhg288q661
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📅︎ Dec 22 2020
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Ich bin dein gummibär Ich bin dein gummibär Ich bin dein kleiner süsser bunter dicker gummibär Oh yeo gummy bear 🤩🤩🤪🤬🥳🤬😏😱🤗🤗
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📅︎ Aug 04 2020
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BROTHERS, BE WARNED. GUMMIBÄR DOES NOT SPARE MANY
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📅︎ Nov 13 2020
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I dreamt that the official Gummibär account posted this
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📅︎ Dec 13 2020
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look for the gummibär album in stores on November 13th
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📅︎ Jun 16 2019
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Bad News: Gummibär is naked! 18+ got affected by COPPA youtu.be/0XdxuZCHYxs
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👤︎ u/SnoopyPBG
📅︎ Jan 31 2021
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Ich bin dein gummibär de hit cd
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👤︎ u/T0asty_t
📅︎ Jan 04 2021
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Gummibär
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[FRESH] Gummibär - Gummy Bear Album 2020 open.spotify.com/album/4S…
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👤︎ u/m4ttycool
📅︎ Nov 20 2020
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Don’t forget to look for the the Gummibär album on November 13th
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👤︎ u/DudeGuy127
📅︎ Nov 13 2019
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Free Stickers! Gummibär And Friends: The Gummy Bear Show gummybearshop.com/shop/gu…
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👤︎ u/spinwell
📅︎ Nov 01 2016
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The Gummibär is on its way to destroy all of humanity.
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Scout and Pearl buy the gummibär album youtu.be/YAj5ZzgKcfE
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👤︎ u/bugemmett
📅︎ Nov 14 2020
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I ported the md3 model support from 0.31 Minecraft and ported a Gummibär model I had made time ago into the game. I regret absolutely nothing.
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👤︎ u/MrLordSith
📅︎ Dec 20 2019
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I ported the md3 model support from 0.31 Minecraft and ported a Gummibär model I had made time ago into the game. I regret nothing.
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👤︎ u/MrLordSith
📅︎ Dec 20 2019
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hey can you ask if Alex is okay? i think listening to The Gummibär Megamix is a sign of a slight breakdown....
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👤︎ u/rslash3000
📅︎ Aug 22 2020
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I ported the md3 model support from 0.31 Minecraft and ported a Gummibär model I had made time ago into the game. I regret nothing
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👤︎ u/MrLordSith
📅︎ Dec 20 2019
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Ah yes Gummibär, my favorite Prog Death Metal Band
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📅︎ Oct 07 2019
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Alien Axel Challenge F La Gomita Gummibär The Gummy Bear Song Dance Dame Tu Cosita: The Official Gummibär Channel & Crazy Frog [ravedj] rave.dj/u2WsOAfmvTOS8Q
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📅︎ Nov 30 2020
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Top Tracks - Gummibär
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[HM] Gummibär: Rise, Fall, Redemption.

Gummibär started his music career in the late 90's after overcoming his crippling drug addictions (everyone did coke in the 90's). He worked tirelessly on perfecting his craft and he grinded until he created the song that would change everything. In 2007 Gummibär released his first single, I'm a gummy bear. In the song he perfectly conveys the turmoil of life on the streets after his ex wife divorced him for the aforementioned cocaine habits. Once he released the song it became an instant classic, a shot heard around the world.

After the release of "I'm a gummy bear" Gummibär got to work on the album "I am your gummy bear" This album was perfectly crafted to give its listeners pleasant sensations that they would never feel again. This would be the peak of Gummibär's career. He had it all, the fame, the glory, riches beyond you nor I could comprehend. This could only last so long, Gummibär got greedy and felt as though he needed more. He had everything, but when you have everything you have nothing at all.

"The bigger you are the harder you fall"

When Gummibär rose to fame he lost something that he wouldn't be able to find until he was faced with a harsh reality check, he lost his sense of being. Gummibär fell back into his drug habits and began to steal music. He would take up and coming artists and feed off of there talent and naivety. He was a cruel, cruel man who got a high stronger than any substance could provide when attempting to maintain his level of success. All of this culminated in an event that will forever live in infamy, Gummibär on the night of March 16th fled the police in his car after physically assaulting 5 waitresses in an Austin nightclub. The report states that he was under the influence of multiple drugs including qualudes and heroin. Gummibär would go on to serve a 7 year sentence with a chance for parole

After Gummibär was released in 2019 he released his most recent album, "The Gummy Bear Album". This album was a return to form for Gummibär, it details his life before, during, and after that fateful night and his experiences in prison. Today Gummibär is working closely with President Donald J. Trump to get more prison reform in order to make the conditions in our federal prisons better than what he had experienced first hand. Today Gummibär says that his first album was what gave him all that he has today and that if he had never made it he would still be on the streets.

In conclusion, Gummibär has faced many challenges throu

... keep reading on reddit ➡

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👤︎ u/Rat_burn07
📅︎ Jun 12 2020
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Replaced all of the “G’s” with “C’s” for “I’m A Gummy Bear” by “Gummibär”

Oh, I'm a Cummy Bear yes

Yeah, I'm a Cummy Bear yeah

Oh, I'm a Yummy, tummy, Funny, Lucky Cummy Bear. I'm a Jelly bear, Cuz I'm a Cummy bear, Oh I'm a movin', croovin', Jammin', Singin' Cummy Bear

Oh Yeah!

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Oh, I'm a Cummy Bear Yes, I'm a Cummy Bear! Oh, I'm a Yummy, Chummy, Funny, Lucky Cummy Bear. I'm a Jelly bear, Cuz I'm a Cummy bear, Oh I'm a movin', croovin', Jammin', Singin' Cummy Bear

Oh Yeah!

(Cummy Cummy Cummy Cummy Cummy bear) Beba bi Duba duba yum yum Beba bi Duba duba yum yum Beba bi Duba duba yum yum yum Three times you can bite me

Oh, I'm a Cummy Bear Yes, I'm a Cummy Bear! Oh, I'm a Yummy, Chummy, Funny, Lucky Cummy Bear. I'm a Jelly bear, Cuz I'm a Cummy bear, Oh I'm a movin', croovin', Jammin', Singin' Cummy Bear

Oh Yeah!

(Cummy Cummy Cummy Cummy Cummy bear)

Beba bi Duba duba yum yum Beba bi Duba duba yum yum Beba bi Duba duba yum yum Three times you can bite me

Oh, I'm a Cummy Bear Yes, I'm a Cummy Bear! Oh, I'm a Yummy, Chummy, Funny, Lucky Cummy Bear. I'm a Jelly bear, Cuz I'm a Cummy bear, Oh I'm a movin', croovin', Jammin', Singin' Cummy Bear

Oh Yeah!

Haha Duba duba yum yum Haha Duba duba yum yum Haha Duba duba yum yum Three times you can bite me

(Cummy Cummy Cummy Cummy Cummy bear)

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👤︎ u/sammy_g_11
📅︎ Mar 31 2020
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Look out for the suprise launch of the Gummibär album on November 13th!
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Gummibär - "I'm A Scatman" Music Video
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