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Gummibär started his music career in the late 90's after overcoming his crippling drug addictions (everyone did coke in the 90's). He worked tirelessly on perfecting his craft and he grinded until he created the song that would change everything. In 2007 Gummibär released his first single, I'm a gummy bear. In the song he perfectly conveys the turmoil of life on the streets after his ex wife divorced him for the aforementioned cocaine habits. Once he released the song it became an instant classic, a shot heard around the world.
After the release of "I'm a gummy bear" Gummibär got to work on the album "I am your gummy bear" This album was perfectly crafted to give its listeners pleasant sensations that they would never feel again. This would be the peak of Gummibär's career. He had it all, the fame, the glory, riches beyond you nor I could comprehend. This could only last so long, Gummibär got greedy and felt as though he needed more. He had everything, but when you have everything you have nothing at all.
"The bigger you are the harder you fall"
When Gummibär rose to fame he lost something that he wouldn't be able to find until he was faced with a harsh reality check, he lost his sense of being. Gummibär fell back into his drug habits and began to steal music. He would take up and coming artists and feed off of there talent and naivety. He was a cruel, cruel man who got a high stronger than any substance could provide when attempting to maintain his level of success. All of this culminated in an event that will forever live in infamy, Gummibär on the night of March 16th fled the police in his car after physically assaulting 5 waitresses in an Austin nightclub. The report states that he was under the influence of multiple drugs including qualudes and heroin. Gummibär would go on to serve a 7 year sentence with a chance for parole
After Gummibär was released in 2019 he released his most recent album, "The Gummy Bear Album". This album was a return to form for Gummibär, it details his life before, during, and after that fateful night and his experiences in prison. Today Gummibär is working closely with President Donald J. Trump to get more prison reform in order to make the conditions in our federal prisons better than what he had experienced first hand. Today Gummibär says that his first album was what gave him all that he has today and that if he had never made it he would still be on the streets.
In conclusion, Gummibär has faced many challenges throu
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Oh, I'm a Cummy Bear Yes, I'm a Cummy Bear! Oh, I'm a Yummy, Chummy, Funny, Lucky Cummy Bear. I'm a Jelly bear, Cuz I'm a Cummy bear, Oh I'm a movin', croovin', Jammin', Singin' Cummy Bear
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Oh, I'm a Cummy Bear Yes, I'm a Cummy Bear! Oh, I'm a Yummy, Chummy, Funny, Lucky Cummy Bear. I'm a Jelly bear, Cuz I'm a Cummy bear, Oh I'm a movin', croovin', Jammin', Singin' Cummy Bear
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