What rock group has only four members and none of them sing?
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︎ Aug 21 2020
Some woman came up to me today and said she knew me from a vegan group
Which was really weird because Iβve never met herbivore
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︎ Jul 11 2020
What do you call a self governing group of hippos?
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︎ Sep 17 2020
What do you call a group of rabbits that are walking away?
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︎ Sep 07 2020
Because of the pandemic the 7 dwarves have been told they can only meet in groups of 6...
One of them is not Happy!
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︎ Sep 03 2020
Today, I got kicked out of my "Flat Earth" Facebook group...
I just wanted to know if the '6 feet apart' social distancing guideline was pushing anyone over the edge.
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︎ Aug 03 2020
I've been trying to come up with a clever name for an amputee support group.
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︎ Jul 09 2020
Group chat FIRING UP with π₯ puns!
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︎ Aug 20 2020
I go to a support group for people who talk too much
Itβs called On-and-On-Anon.
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︎ Aug 25 2020
What's a group of 5 or more denim-clad dads hanging out called?
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︎ Sep 06 2020
If a group of dolphins is called a pod and a group of crows is called a murder, what is a group of small children called?
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︎ Mar 26 2020
What do you call a group of dogs that donβt laugh at your jokes?
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︎ Sep 11 2020
Have you heard of this terrorist group using wooden weapons?
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︎ Sep 12 2020
Groups of more than six will be banned under new Corona rules. So we all know what this means...
Sneezy is getting kicked out the seven dwarfs.
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︎ Sep 11 2020
TIL: A thousand years ago, a group of Russian explorers tried to sail into Alaska, but failed.
They couldnβt get their Bering Strait.
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︎ Sep 06 2020
If a group of whales is called a pod
Does that make a group of beached whales a tide pod?
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︎ Sep 04 2020
Barry, Robin and Maurice Gibb wanted to start a gangster rap group
They really wanted to be Gs
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︎ Sep 13 2020
What do you call it when a group of apes start a company?
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︎ Sep 04 2020
Why do teenagers hang out in groups of 3, 5, or 7?
Because they just can't even.
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︎ Jul 28 2020
I once was in an acapella group with a locksmith.
He had trouble finding the right key.
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︎ Sep 08 2020
What do you call it when you wave at a group of cows?
A "Hi, steaks!" operation.
...Hurt me more to write it than it did for you to read.
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︎ Aug 26 2020
I went to a therapy group to help me cope with loneliness
And no one else turned up!
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︎ Sep 09 2020
What do you call a noisy group of crows?
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︎ Aug 15 2020
If a group of crows is called a murder of crows...
does that mean 2 or 3 would be an attempted murder?
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︎ Jul 25 2020
I was kidnaped by a group of mimes.
They did unspeakable things to me.
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︎ Aug 01 2020
What do you call a group of racist Irish detectives?
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︎ Sep 07 2020
What do you call a group of peppers working undercover?
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︎ Aug 11 2020
A group of leprechauns was recently busted for selling fake granite
Yeah, they were sham rocks.
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︎ Jul 17 2020
What do you call a guinea pig that has joined a mafia group?
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︎ Aug 30 2020
Koi fish always travel in a groups of four
Because the predator will go after the D koi
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︎ Jul 12 2020
what do you call a group of corrupt headmasters?
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︎ Aug 16 2020
Do you know thereβs a support group for obsessive talkers?
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︎ Aug 14 2020
Why are horses bad at group votes?
Because they always say neigh.
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︎ Aug 24 2020
What do you call a group of redneck superheros?
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︎ Jul 23 2020
Whatβs a group of Chubby newborns called?
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︎ Mar 16 2020
Saw this in a Dad Jokes Group Description on FB.
What kind of tea does one drink with the queen?
Royalty.
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︎ Aug 18 2020
I was wondering if this group could help me come up with puns for my husbands promotion watch. Itβs an omega speedmaster. He loves puns and I am truest bad at them.
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︎ Jul 09 2020
What do you call a group of men waiting for a haircut?
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︎ Jun 01 2020
Apparently thereβs a group down the street thatβs amazing at grabbing things, but they refuse to do it when Iβm around.
They never seize to amaze me
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︎ Jul 25 2020
A murder investigation or a murder investigating?
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︎ Jul 22 2020
Everyone in my peer group was using State Farm for insurance...
So I decided to go with the Flo.
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︎ Jun 28 2020
I got banned from the buy sell trade group for this but it was worth it.
imgur.com/jrZ6LX8
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︎ Mar 29 2020
What do you call a group of dead parrots?
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︎ May 31 2020
What do you call a group of disorganized cats?
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︎ Jul 09 2020
Why do teenage girls only hang around in groups of odd numbers?
Because OMG they canβt even.
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︎ Apr 13 2020
Why are the members of the Titanic survivorsβ support group so close?
Everyone was in same boat.
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︎ Jul 20 2020
What do you call a group of horses and male swine that live on a farm nearby?
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︎ Jun 24 2020
What do you call a musical group of criminals that travels around the country but only along the outline of the country's border?
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︎ Jun 27 2020
A sketchy looking guy rented six smoke machines from my shop, so I called the cops.
He must be part of some extreme mist group.
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︎ Sep 15 2020
I made a small house with a cardboard box for the group of 10 ants running around in my room. Technically, I am now their landlord and they are my...
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︎ Jun 25 2020
What do you call a group of bros?
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︎ Jun 07 2020
Every year on July 4th a group of ants get together inside a pen and have a dancing party.
It's "In the Pen Dance Day"!
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︎ Jul 04 2020
What do you call a group of kittens?
The itty-bitty Kitty committee!
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︎ Jul 06 2020
What music group will make you healthy?
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︎ Jun 09 2020
My son joined a group of people that are sexually attracted to young horses.
I'm worried he may be in a colt
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︎ Apr 21 2020
What do you call a group of Russian pessimists?
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︎ Mar 14 2020
The seven dwarves have been told they can meet in groups of 6 from Monday, in light of corona virus changes
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︎ May 30 2020
So if a group of crows killed another group of crows...
Would that be double homicide?
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︎ May 08 2020
My college friend got accepted to a social group by having to float out in the bay to mark a channel for their boats....
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︎ May 29 2020
A group of crows is called a murder, but what do you call a group of really loud crows?
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︎ May 21 2020
A group of German geologists recently made an interesting discovery within a mountain range of northern Italy
The team unearthed a layer of rock tessellations resembling a violin as viewed from behind.
As of yet they have no name for this strata variance.
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︎ May 12 2020
I went to my premature ejaculation support group today...
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︎ May 06 2020
I'm going out with a group of friends from OCD anonymous tonight.
Things aren't gonna get messy.
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︎ Jun 06 2020
Why do teenage girls always walk around in odd numbered groups?
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︎ Feb 15 2020
What do you call a group of drunk state officials who make decisions?
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︎ Apr 14 2020
What do you call a group of nuns with swords?
Nunjas... and if they're well equipped they'll have nunchucks too!
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︎ May 05 2020
A group of phiologists is trying to conpletely change the way sentences are structured
They call themselves "New Word Order"
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︎ Jun 06 2020
What do you call it when a group of giraffes have a beef kebob cook off?
A high steaks poker tournament
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︎ May 02 2020
It's inappropriate to make a 'dad joke' if you're not a dad.
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︎ Sep 08 2020
What's the best way to protect yourself from a group of angry clowns?
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︎ Jun 09 2020
What do you call a group of Nazi birds?
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︎ Mar 08 2020
What is a garbage disposalβs favorite music group?
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︎ Jun 07 2020
What did the group of monks did after attaining enlightenment?
They Celibated.
Ha,I'm going.
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︎ May 24 2020
Why are K-Pop groups good at dancing?
They know all the Korea-graphy
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︎ Apr 21 2020
I stepped into this group and found myself in the center of a... pundemic
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︎ Apr 08 2020
Hey kids! I went back in time and formed a British 80s pop group called The Vaccine!
And now The Cure is no longer necessary!
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︎ May 23 2020
Pacman and Mrs. Pacman used to have a rap group.
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︎ Apr 17 2020
A man bet another that a group of hippies couldn't get the meat down from a really high shelf without a ladder.
The cannibal replied "I can't, the steaks are too high"
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︎ Apr 07 2020
I saw a group of crows hanging out at the dump
It was a murder most fowl!
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︎ Apr 14 2020
I hired a group of protestant religious sect members to haul my furniture to my new house...
They were movers and Shakers.
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︎ May 11 2020
I heard Apple are trying to seize the market on immaterial groups of dolphins
I think they called them airpods
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︎ May 18 2020
Who is North Koreaβs favorite rap group?
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︎ May 04 2020
I suggested to my wife that we make some Indian bread for a group dinner appetizer.
It was a total naan starter.
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︎ Apr 17 2020
You know what would be funny? A large group of people protesting, getting into fights with police and destroying property.
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︎ May 14 2020
Did you hear about the group of hulk cos-players at comic con?
They held a challenge to see how could get angrier then them.
It was out-rage-us!
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︎ May 02 2020
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︎ Oct 27 2013
What rock group has 4 guys who don't sing?
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︎ Jun 15 2020
What rock group has 4 guys who can't sing or play instruments?
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︎ Sep 02 2020
What rock group has four people that donβt sing?
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︎ Aug 25 2020
The seven dwarves have been told they can only gather in groups of 6...
... One of them isnβt Happy.
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︎ Aug 21 2020
I was once kidnapped by a group of mimes
They did unspeakable things to me
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︎ Jan 04 2020
Why do teenagers always walk in groups of 3 or 5?
Because they canβt even
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︎ Dec 28 2019
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