What rock group has only four members and none of them sing?
Some woman came up to me today and said she knew me from a vegan group
Which was really weird because I’ve never met herbivore
What do you call a self governing group of hippos?
What do you call a group of rabbits that are walking away?
Because of the pandemic the 7 dwarves have been told they can only meet in groups of 6...
One of them is not Happy!
Today, I got kicked out of my "Flat Earth" Facebook group...
I just wanted to know if the '6 feet apart' social distancing guideline was pushing anyone over the edge.
I've been trying to come up with a clever name for an amputee support group.
Group chat FIRING UP with 🔥 puns!
I go to a support group for people who talk too much
It’s called On-and-On-Anon.
What's a group of 5 or more denim-clad dads hanging out called?
If a group of dolphins is called a pod and a group of crows is called a murder, what is a group of small children called?
What do you call a group of dogs that don’t laugh at your jokes?
Have you heard of this terrorist group using wooden weapons?
Groups of more than six will be banned under new Corona rules. So we all know what this means...
Sneezy is getting kicked out the seven dwarfs.
TIL: A thousand years ago, a group of Russian explorers tried to sail into Alaska, but failed.
They couldn’t get their Bering Strait.
If a group of whales is called a pod
Does that make a group of beached whales a tide pod?
Barry, Robin and Maurice Gibb wanted to start a gangster rap group
They really wanted to be Gs
What do you call it when a group of apes start a company?
Why do teenagers hang out in groups of 3, 5, or 7?
Because they just can't even.
I once was in an acapella group with a locksmith.
He had trouble finding the right key.
What do you call it when you wave at a group of cows?
A "Hi, steaks!" operation.
...Hurt me more to write it than it did for you to read.
I went to a therapy group to help me cope with loneliness
And no one else turned up!
What do you call a noisy group of crows?
If a group of crows is called a murder of crows...
does that mean 2 or 3 would be an attempted murder?
I was kidnaped by a group of mimes.
They did unspeakable things to me.
What do you call a group of peppers working undercover?
A group of leprechauns was recently busted for selling fake granite
Yeah, they were sham rocks.
What do you call a guinea pig that has joined a mafia group?
Koi fish always travel in a groups of four
Because the predator will go after the D koi
what do you call a group of corrupt headmasters?
Do you know there’s a support group for obsessive talkers?
Why are horses bad at group votes?
Because they always say neigh.
What do you call a group of redneck superheros?
What’s a group of Chubby newborns called?
Saw this in a Dad Jokes Group Description on FB.
What kind of tea does one drink with the queen?
Royalty.
I was wondering if this group could help me come up with puns for my husbands promotion watch. It’s an omega speedmaster. He loves puns and I am truest bad at them.
What do you call a group of men waiting for a haircut?
Apparently there’s a group down the street that’s amazing at grabbing things, but they refuse to do it when I’m around.
They never seize to amaze me
A murder investigation or a murder investigating?
Everyone in my peer group was using State Farm for insurance...
So I decided to go with the Flo.
I got banned from the buy sell trade group for this but it was worth it.
imgur.com/jrZ6LX8
What do you call a group of dead parrots?
What do you call a group of disorganized cats?
Why do teenage girls only hang around in groups of odd numbers?
Because OMG they can’t even.
Why are the members of the Titanic survivors’ support group so close?
Everyone was in same boat.
What do you call a group of horses and male swine that live on a farm nearby?
What do you call a musical group of criminals that travels around the country but only along the outline of the country's border?
A sketchy looking guy rented six smoke machines from my shop, so I called the cops.
He must be part of some extreme mist group.
I made a small house with a cardboard box for the group of 10 ants running around in my room. Technically, I am now their landlord and they are my...
What do you call a group of bros?
Every year on July 4th a group of ants get together inside a pen and have a dancing party.
It's "In the Pen Dance Day"!
What do you call a group of kittens?
The itty-bitty Kitty committee!
What music group will make you healthy?
What do you call a group of Russian pessimists?
The seven dwarves have been told they can meet in groups of 6 from Monday, in light of corona virus changes
So if a group of crows killed another group of crows...
Would that be double homicide?
My college friend got accepted to a social group by having to float out in the bay to mark a channel for their boats....
A group of crows is called a murder, but what do you call a group of really loud crows?
A group of German geologists recently made an interesting discovery within a mountain range of northern Italy
The team unearthed a layer of rock tessellations resembling a violin as viewed from behind.
As of yet they have no name for this strata variance.
I went to my premature ejaculation support group today...
I'm going out with a group of friends from OCD anonymous tonight.
Things aren't gonna get messy.
Why do teenage girls always walk around in odd numbered groups?
What do you call a group of drunk state officials who make decisions?
What do you call a group of nuns with swords?
Nunjas... and if they're well equipped they'll have nunchucks too!
A group of phiologists is trying to conpletely change the way sentences are structured
They call themselves "New Word Order"
What do you call it when a group of giraffes have a beef kebob cook off?
A high steaks poker tournament
It's inappropriate to make a 'dad joke' if you're not a dad.
What's the best way to protect yourself from a group of angry clowns?
What do you call a group of Nazi birds?
What is a garbage disposal’s favorite music group?
What did the group of monks did after attaining enlightenment?
They Celibated.
Ha,I'm going.
Why are K-Pop groups good at dancing?
They know all the Korea-graphy
I stepped into this group and found myself in the center of a... pundemic
Hey kids! I went back in time and formed a British 80s pop group called The Vaccine!
And now The Cure is no longer necessary!
Pacman and Mrs. Pacman used to have a rap group.
A man bet another that a group of hippies couldn't get the meat down from a really high shelf without a ladder.
The cannibal replied "I can't, the steaks are too high"
I saw a group of crows hanging out at the dump
It was a murder most fowl!
I hired a group of protestant religious sect members to haul my furniture to my new house...
They were movers and Shakers.
I heard Apple are trying to seize the market on immaterial groups of dolphins
I think they called them airpods
Who is North Korea’s favorite rap group?
I suggested to my wife that we make some Indian bread for a group dinner appetizer.
It was a total naan starter.
You know what would be funny? A large group of people protesting, getting into fights with police and destroying property.
Did you hear about the group of hulk cos-players at comic con?
They held a challenge to see how could get angrier then them.
It was out-rage-us!
What rock group has 4 guys who don't sing?
What rock group has 4 guys who can't sing or play instruments?
What rock group has four people that don’t sing?
The seven dwarves have been told they can only gather in groups of 6...
... One of them isn’t Happy.
I was once kidnapped by a group of mimes
They did unspeakable things to me
Why do teenagers always walk in groups of 3 or 5?
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