Group Therapy Puns

A list of puns related to "Group Therapy"

I went to a therapy group to help me cope with loneliness

And no one else turned up!

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👤︎ u/SGauntUK
📅︎ Sep 09 2020
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I tried out a weight watchers group therapy session but no one would talk about their experiences.

There were just too many elephants in the room

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👤︎ u/The_Nightman_82
📅︎ Feb 06 2020
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A friend who lost all his toes to a lawnmower wants me to take him to a group therapy session for toeless people.

I told him I wasn’t comfortable with this, and now he’s accusing me of being lack-toes intolerant.

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👤︎ u/TarantulaPets
📅︎ Jun 11 2019
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I have unidirectional phobia, but after many years of therapy and support groups.

I finally took a step in the right direction.

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👤︎ u/Anthonybrose
📅︎ Apr 15 2019
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Where is the Heart of Tefiti?

My 4yo son posed this question to his mother yesterday after watching Moana (again). Since he's 4, he slurs the 't' a bit.

I immediately without hesitation or remorse blurt out "In between the Toesies!"

My wife says she'll need therapy and a support group.

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👤︎ u/Capnris
📅︎ Sep 13 2017
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I went to a therapy group to cope with my loneliness...

But no one turned up.

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👤︎ u/Zomo147
📅︎ Apr 03 2019
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