I have a weird side-effect from Covid; it makes me want to grope an ethnic Belgian dwarf...

...I'm feeling a little Flemish.   cough

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/KW-DadJoker
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A midget just groped me

It was a short squeeze

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/eothred
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 02 2021
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I was making pizza for my bf...

He asked, "why do you need to knead the dough?"

Me: To create gluten.

Him: Ohhhh. Well can I knead your butt? grabs and gropes my butt

Me: My butt already has glute-en!

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/rhovanions
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